Give Me Just A Little More Time!

Hello, people!

I haven't got a lot of time to post right now because I have to hurry and get ready. Tonight, I'm going to go see Chairmen of the Board.
For those of you who don't know who they are, they're one of the greatest groups still around today. They're a beach music / oldies band and they're great!
They've even done songs with punk legend Joey Ramone before his death!

I spoke to a local DJ today and he said they were one of the greatest live bands he's ever seen so I'm pretty thrilled. He also told me to call back tomorrow afternoon and let him know how it was so... Yeah. I have a pathetic life so I like to think of it as me being interviewed, lol.

I hope to have some pictures and a review on my next post (perhaps some audio clips, too).

If you've never heard of them before, though, go download "Give Me Just A Little More Time". It's pretty short so it'll be a small file.

I'm off to go get ready now, though.

-=The Prynce

"When I Saw The Shop For All The Skater Cunts, It Was Time To Leave"

As the title of this post dictates, I've got to get out of my town. We now have a shop for skaters and I'm about to find bitches and just start punching them.
I can tolerate everyone in my town from the rednecks to the thugs to the hillbillies, the wiggas, the pig fuckers, the Bible thumpers, the neo-Nazis, the Klansmen to the fuckin' coke fiends.

What I cannot tolerate is skater cunts. Back in high school, I dated a few girls who had a few friends who were skater cunts and they were always around me and talking to me and shit and I'll always just be screaming inside my own head "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"
Most of them became skater cunts or girlfriends of skater cunts and a few of my guy friends became skater cunts (luckily none of my close friends). This isn't why I dislike the skater cunts, though.
I dislike skater cunts for who they are as individuals. They go around listening to their pop punk all day and claiming to be super Punk but you could be like "So think Sid killed that bitch?" and they'd be like "Who's Sid?"
Now if you don't know what I'm talking about, that's fine. As long as you don't claim to know shit about being punk or even listening to punk then you have no need to know what I'm talking about.

But they sit around listening to fucking Sum 41 and fucking Blink-182 (which isn't a totally horrible band, but they're nowhere near punk) and shit like that and then they just watch 'Viva La Bam' and jerk off. Then they all try to deny that their parents are richer than all hell and that they get anything they want if they whine like toddlers to them, only to try to act like they're 'cool' when their friends get around knowing that they're almost adults, but still up their mommy's ass.
I don't mind rich people. I have rich friends (a few of them anyways lol) and they're cool as shit.
What I don't like is fake people. Bitches who claim one thing while the other is so clearly reality. In other words, posers. Ya know... The same sort of people they claim to hate.

Just to sum up, I don't like skater cunts and if the slightest opportunity and a just cause came to light, I would beat the shit out of many of them.

Now I'm sure there are a few skaters out there who hang out with people as I described them above and aren't like them in reality. Hell, I can think of at least one right off hand. His name is Phillip and he used to (and probably still does) date a former 'close friend' of mine.
But most of 'em are cunts. And there's only one thing to do with cunts... Fuck 'em.

And with that, I'll leave you with a few meaningful words from a song by Pantera... "Be yourself by yourself. Stay away from me!"

CUNTS!

-=The Prynce

The Dream Is Over

Today would be John Lennon's 65th birthday if he were still living.

He was murdered by Mark David Chapman on December 8, 1980. This December will mark 25 years since his murder.

John Lennon meant a hell of a lot more to people than any celebrity has ever meant (Elvis may be the one exception).

But I just wanted to write something to let you all know that today is his birthday. He's one of my biggest heroes and one of the greatest people to ever live.

For a site dedicated to him, click here. Read the quotes. They're probably the best part.

I'll leave you all with the lyrics of some of my favorite songs by him.

-=The Prynce

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Imagine
Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Imagine all the people
living for today...

Imagine there's no countries,
It isn't hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...

Imagine no possessions,
I wonder if you can,
No need for greed or hunger,
A brotherhood of man,
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say I'm a dreamer,
but I'm not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.

---

God

God is a concept,
By which we can measure,
Our pain,
I'll say it again,
God is a concept,
By which we can measure,
Our pain,
I don't believe in magic,
I don't believe in I-ching,
I don't believe in bible,
I don't believe in tarot,
I don't believe in Hitler,
I don't believe in Jesus,
I don't believe in Kennedy,
I don't believe in Buddha,
I don't believe in mantra,
I don't believe in Gita,
I don't believe in yoga,
I don't believe in kings,
I don't believe in Elvis,
I don't believe in Zimmerman,
I don't believe in Beatles,
I just believe in me,
Yoko and me,
And that's reality.
The dream is over,
What can I say?
The dream is over,
Yesterday,
I was dreamweaver,
But now I'm reborn,
I was the walrus,
But now I'm John,
And so dear friends,
You just have to carry on,
The dream is over.

---

Working Class Hero

As soon as your born they make you feel small,
By giving you no time instead of it all,
Till the pain is so big you feel nothing at all,
A working class hero is something to be,
A working class hero is something to be.
They hurt you at home and they hit you at school,
They hate you if you're clever and they despise a fool,
Till you're so fucking crazy you can't follow their rules,
A working class hero is something to be,
A working class hero is something to be.
When they've tortured and scared you for twenty odd years,
Then they expect you to pick a career,
When you can't really function you're so full of fear,
A working class hero is something to be,
A working class hero is something to be.
Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV,
And you think you're so clever and classless and free,
But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see,
A working class hero is something to be,
A working class hero is something to be.
There's room at the top they are telling you still,
But first you must learn how to smile as you kill,
If you want to be like the folks on the hill,
A working class hero is something to be.
A working class hero is something to be.
If you want to be a hero well just follow me,
If you want to be a hero well just follow me.

Please Help!

Missing since August 22, Please repost this message to everyone. Click here for posters you can print on your printer.

I'm counting on every one of my friends to repost this. Please do it. You guys are always reposting stupid things that don't matter. This is so important. Do the right thing. Even if you don't have kids.


BEFORE YOU SKIP THIS, LOOK AT THE KID. DO IT AGAIN. NOW TRY NOT TO REPOST. IT TAKES 10 SECONDS. SOMEONE MISSES HIM & HE PROBABLY WANTS TO BE HOME. DO SOMETHING GOOD.

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And as a separate favor, please go to One.Org and join the non-partisan One Campaign (its free!) to help fight poverty and the war on AIDS.

Please do this in addition to the thing above if for no reason than liking U2 or Pearl Jam (they stand behind this campaign).

-=The Prynce

One

One - U2

Is it getting better?
Or do you feel the same?
Will it make it easier on you now?
You got someone to blame
You say

One love
One life
When it's one need
In the night
One love
We get to share it
Leaves you baby if you
Don't care for it

Did I disappoint you?
Or leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You act like you never had love
And you want me to go without
Well it's

Too late
Tonight
To drag the past out into the light
We're one, but we're not the same
We get to
Carry each other
Carry each other
One

Have you come here for forgiveness?
Have you come to raise the dead?
Have you come here to play Jesus?
To the lepers in your head

Did I ask too much?
More than a lot.
You gave me nothing,
Now it's all I got
We're one
But we're not the same
Well we
Hurt each other
Then we do it again
You say
Love is a temple
Love a higher law
Love is a temple
Love the higher law
You ask me to enter
But then you make me crawl
And I can't be holding on
To what you got
When all you got is hurt

One love
One blood
One life
You got to do what you should
One life
With each other
Sisters
Brothers
One life
But we're not the same
We get to
Carry each other
Carry each other

One

One

God Loves Quickies

Tonight's gonna suck for a loser like me.

Good things are gonna be on TV at the same time.
WWE Raw is going back to USA and it's coming on at like 8PM and it's gonna be 3 hours.
There's gonna be a live UFC fight on Spike TV at either 8 or 9.
The Panthers are gonna be on Monday Night Football against the Packers which also starts at 8 or 9.
And there's a movie that actually seems to be watchable that's gonna be on Lifetime.

Bet if I had a life, I wouldn't have these problems. lol.

I'm gonna be watching Raw mostly, though. All sorts of old school superstars are gonna be there. Foley's gonna be in Piper's Pit, even. Plus Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka is gonna be there along with people like Harley Race, Greg Valentine, Jimmy Hart, "Hacksaw" Jim Dugan, and others.
Also, there are gonna be a few returns including "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, HHH (Raw must have a new tour scheduled called 'Raw's Return to Dullness'... Cunts), and Hulk Hogan (and if there is a deity in this universe, he won't wrestle or be involved in any story lines).
Its also rumored that The Rock may appear, but I'm kinda hoping against it.
And to top it all off, WWE will announce that Owen Hart is not dead, nor is Brian Pillman or Andy Kaufman, the later of whom will set Jerry "The King" Lawler on fire and then punch a woman/Jonathan Coachman. Ok, so none of that shit's true but... C'mon!

But there is at least one match that may be cool. Shawn Michaels and Kurt Angle in a 30 minute Iron Man match. I doubt it will be to the caliber of Michaels/Hart's Iron Man match, but it has potential.
John Cena has a match against Eric Bischoff, too. That should be nice and lame. I'm sick of WWE pretending that Eric Bischoff isn't a fuckin' champion kickboxer, 'cause he IS!

UNC won their game against Utah on Saturday. Tarheels fuckin' own.

And lastly, The Patriots went down in flames to the Chargers and Drew Brees and L.T. Patriots suck.
My prediction... Colts will win the AFC championship this year.

And with that, I shall end what is no doubt one of the most boring posts I've done in a while.

-=The Prynce

The Next Rob Reiner, Bitches!

I think I'll start this short post (I plan for it to be very short, anyways) with the mention of my first movie release.
It's a really short film... In fact, it's as though a short film and a mini film got together and had a baby and it turned out to be a midget. In other words, its really short.

You can get the movie in a few ways. If you have a program to view/listen to podcasts or any other sort of RSS or XML aggregator such as Doppler or FeedDemon, you can point a new feed to http://feeds.feedburner.com/prynce-podcast.
If you use an online aggregator such as BlogLines or Yahoo's new reader, you can just click that link up there and then click on the image for your specific online aggregator or newsreader and then you will be able to see it from there.

But if you don't use RSS/XML or podcasting software, you can just download it like you would any other file.
For those of you on a really slow connection that don't have the time to download the file (its only a couple of megabytes), then you can click here to get the movie in a zip file. This version of the file is under one megabyte.
If you don't care much about speed (either you just don't care or you have cable/DSL/T1/T3/etc.) and want to be able to view the movie without having to unzip it, you can just click here and you can download the uncompressed file.

So watch it, folks. Let me know what you think. If you thought it sucked, tell me. If you thought it was cool, tell me. If you thought it was pretty stupid, without a point, and a waste of time, then you're right on cue. Tell me so.

I also wanted to add a little something about mortality as it has been on my mind lately.

Dig, in May of this year, my grandmother who basically raised me, died (or was murdered via negligence) in a nursing home. It didn't hurt me too badly, though, as she had suffered from Alzheimer's and Parkinson's among other things for some years and she hadn't been herself in a long time.

Then a couple of weeks ago, this guy whom I only sort of knew back in about 6th grade died. Last I remember of him was in 6th grade graduation. My last name was 'Cox' and his was 'Covington' so we were right beside each other apart from this one girl being in between us. I can't say that I ever as much as spoke to the guy but he was pretty funny sometimes and I remember being entertained by him. He also reminded my of ODB (Old Dirty Bastard) so he really stuck in my mind.
But a few weeks ago, Shannon's dad (he's a cop) was telling us about some guys getting shot at a club and that one of them was bad off and in the hospital. He told me his name but it rang no bells, 'cause I never really knew him well by his real name. A few days later, though, her dad said they 'pulled the plug' on him.
It wasn't until a few days later when I looked at the local newspaper and saw that his nickname was 'Squeaky' until I realized who he was.

Then not even a week ago, a guy that Shannon knew and that we both went to high school with was killed in a car crash. I don't think we ever even exchanged as much as a single word and I'm almost unsure if I ever even saw him before, but it still kind of affected me.

Then just a day or two ago, Shannon's dad told us about a guy committing suicide who lived about 5 miles from my house. I found out today that he was 17 and apparently, Shannon's brother knew him. I'm not sure if I ever saw the guy or not, though. I may have graduated before he reached high school. But this affected me, too. Not only did he live relatively close to me, but he clearly was depressed from what I've heard and I have thought about suicide many times and made a few (though seemingly half-ass) attempts. Plus he was so young. Its sticking with me, too.

Then there's the famous people who have died. A great young comedian named Mitch Hedgeburg(SP?) died. Not to mention Bob Denver (Gilligan, Maynard G.) and most recently Don Adams (Maxwell Smart, Inspector Gadget).

I dunno exactly why I'm posting about this. I guess I'm just trying to get it all off of my mind. I'm one of these people who can't stop thinking about things like that especially when I'm alone. The thoughts just linger and get to me even if I didn't know the person.

But forgive my little 'spill', here. I just felt compelled to talk about it.

Time for bed, though. You people watch my movie and let me know what you think.

-=The Prynce

Demon Alcohol*

I told someone almost a month or so ago that I'd do a post about how to make wine at home with stuff that you've probably just got laying around the house already. I am lazy, however, and I'm just getting around to it.

Here's what you need. I'll put substitutions in parenthesis.

-Fruit (Fresh or canned. Save the juice if its canned.)
-Bread Yeast (Actual yeast for wine or champagne making may also be used. If you don't have any yeast, though, you can just use white bread)
-Sugar
-Water (Spring water's nice)
-Container (Soda bottles, milk jugs, etc. Nothing metal, though.)
-Balloons (If you're using a container with a large mouth, substitute latex gloves)

First, make sure the container you're gonna use is really good and clean.

Next, mush your fruit up really well. If its canned, it should be easy to do. Leave in the juice, too. The amount of fruit you use is dependent on how big your container is and how strong you want your wine's flavor. I'd use a few ounces for a gallon.
Mix your sugar in with the fruit. This depends on the strength you want your wine to be (alcohol content). I typically just keep adding it until the mixture is a really thick and gritty paste. A cup or so may be enough.

Dump all of that stuff into your container (You may need a funnel if you're using a soda bottle).
Add a little water.

Next, prep your yeast like it says on the packet. Pour only about 3/8-1/2 of the mixture into the container.
If you're using bread, just get about 4-6 slices and crumble them up. Mixing in a little water may make it easier to put in the container.

Fill the rest of the container up with water but leave about 3/4 of an inch or more air at the top.
Stretch the neck of the balloon over the top of the bottle and make sure its secure and tight.
If you're using a latex glove, do the same thing. If it isn't secure and tight, use duct tape.

Now you let it ferment. Put it in a place with a nice temperature (not too warm, not too cool) that doesn't get too much sun light or other light. A closet's nice for that.
As it ferments, the balloon will fill with air. That's what happens when the sugar and year ferment to make the alcohol.

After its been allowed to set for at least a week, its done.

But there's gonna be some junk at the bottom of the container. That's the dead yeast and the other stuff you put in there.

The best way to get the wine out is to siphon it out with a little clear tube (like the kind you use on an air pump in a fish tank). Siphoning allows gravity to do all of the work. Just don't let it suck up and of the stuff from the bottom.

Put it into a clean container (glass is best but plastic's fine if you're not storing it for too long).

Now you're done!

Here's some points, though:
-The strength is determined by how much yeast and sugar there are in the mix.
-The fruit gives the wine flavor and adds in sugar for fermenting.
-Some people just toss in fresh fruit that's uncleaned and a little water and nothing else. That's because the uncleaned skin of the fruit may have natural yeast on it that got there while it was on the tree/vine/plant.
-Using canned fruit (typically peaches) and bread makes what is commonly known as "Jailhouse Hooch".
-You can easily make some hooch with a big kick with this method.

Anyone got any questions or comments? If so, post 'em!

Try it, people. Its shocking how simple and how little work is involved to keep from having to buy wine/hooch.

-=The Prynce
*Disclaimer: I hold no responsibilty for anything that results from anyone trying the things in this post in any way.

New Addiction

My new addiction, as I said in my last post, is RSS. RSS means 'Really Short Syndication'. Basically, it's a way to get news articles, blog posts and that sort of thing without having to go to the site.

You use a program called an 'aggregator' and you put in the URL of the feed and it goes and fetches new content and you can read it in what-ever format you choose, regardless of the design of the site it gets it from.

Most aggregators also can read ATOM feeds which is good if you read a lot of blogs on Blogger. The only down side about using it for Blogger blogs is that the comments system is not 'syndicated' , so to post or read comments, you'll have to go to the site (which the program that I use takes you to the HTML page for the post when you double click the title).

Anywho, I use it to catch up on my favorite blogs and newspaper comics and things like that. It's very useful...


Click Here to learn more about this stuff. And search Google for 'News Aggregator' to find a program to view RSS and ATOM with.

-=The Prynce

Who's Gonna Be Offended?

I had a thought last night before I went to bed and its stuck with me all day.

I want to do a foreign girl.

Take no offence, Shannon. It has nothing to do with you. Its just something I hope to do some day. lol.

I'm not all that ambitious, though. I'm not talking strictly about hot European girls... I'd settle for a Mexican girl... Even Canadian!

But on a somewhat similar topic, I have advice for both genders. I get a little sick of hearing each gender say how they hate certain things in the other gender so I decided to just make a nice list. They may be perverse, so skip over 'em if you'd like.

For Females:
1) I know its best to just come out and ask for something physical if you want it, but for some reason, its not always hot. It rarely changes in one person, though. If you're aggressive at first and the dude digs it, he'll likely dig it in the future.
2) If a guy won't go down on you, it may or may not be because of your hygiene. To be sure its not that, be sure you wash that stuff! And that's not enough. Douche often. That may create a bit of a mask for the smell that is almost always there regardless of how clean you are. And keep in mind, as time goes on, it gets icky. Even if you're just sitting around. Pissing, farting and even moving make things unpleasant.
Keep in mind, though, that some guys just find the lack of cooperation annoying. If you haven't seen 'Chasing Amy', do so and you'll understand.
3) The best way to get a guy to be all huggy and shit like you may want (if you're that type) is to not nag him about it.
4) Most guys want a girl who's much like a friend that he loves a lot and sleeps with. Don't try to pretend to be like him or his friends by faking interest in things. No matter how good you think you are at pretending, most guys can see right through that shit.
Let him do his hobbies and shit and don't worry so much about 'together time'. It'll happen eventually and it will be better because he won't resent it.
5) Don't change yourself for a guy. If a guy wants you to change how you are, that's a sly way of saying he doesn't want to be with you. He just expects you to have enough self-respect to not take that shit.

For Males:
1) If a girl's whiny, bitchy, childish, etc. and you don't like it... Leave. It will not get any better. There may be times when it all is slightly lulled but she's the same person and she's coming back... Just gradually.
2) Most of the same as in #2 apply to you (just not the part about douching). Shower at least daily. And not just at night. People get stinky and sweat at night. If you're only going to shower once a day, do it in the morning or afternoon before you leave home for the first time.
Also, don't use spray deodorant. It doesn't last. And clear is rarely any better.
And I have it on pretty good authority that woman hate tighty-whities. Apparently, they make your 'berries' smell really bad really fast. Not just that, but they don't give you much room. I've been out of those bitches since 4th grade!
3) In the same stadium as #2, women tend to like men who are at least somewhat clean as far as their surroundings go. They tend to be very disgusted and turned off by putrid clothing and food left out for even a day or more. Think about how easy it would be to just toss something when you're done with it. It isn't that hard. And wash clothes when they're dirty! Don't let them stack up and get icky.
And keep your car clean. It doesn't even have to be a nice car, but if its clean then you'll be in good shape. The outside is sort of important but the inside is more so. If you eat fast food, trash your shit when you get out of your car next. I've seen roaches inside of a friend's car before (sorry dude, lol. I won't reveal your name but you know who you are, lol) and I'm sure something like that would have turned a sexy lass off, even if she were uber-horny. Keep your shit in order and they'll see you as someone with... well... their shit in order. Women tend to like that.
To sum things up, woman are very keen on scents.
4) Be sure you've got some balls. Its one thing to shut up so you can be civil, but if you don't stick up for yourself just so you can be sure to get some or what-ever, then she'll have you by the balls. And those relationships never work out. By the time they're over, you'll have alienated your friends and no one will have anything to do with you.
5) Don't be afraid of intimacy! Even the coolest of women still dig that. Don't over-do it with too much too fast or anything like that, though, or rest assured, it will get old fast for you and her and things will be shit. Physicality ain't all of it, but once you're bored with it or it becomes redundant, your entire relationship will crash and burn.

So what do you all think? Am I right? Am I totally wrong? Let me know. Comment on this post.

And none of these were targeted at anyone. They are just observations I have made over time. I realize that every person is different and I hate to generalize, but generalizing has its purpose no matter how bad it may be. I know some of them were crude and seemed silly, but "I calls 'em like I sees 'em".

But now that I'm sure many of you may see me as a jerk, etc., I think I'm done for tonight. *yawn* I'm a little tired.

Seriously, though... I'm gonna try really hard to post about my adventures in Hurricane Ophelia a couple of weeks ago as well as a new 'addiction' of mine. Here's a hint... It deals with RSS.

Until then... Drink your own urine, you sick fucks.

-=The Prynce