Monday, September 18, 2006

All I Need Is One Mic...

Ever wanted to just smack someone? Just curious...

Panthers lost and I'm personally up for forming a lynch mob to take out Chris Gamble... What a fuck up he was... He is typically a pretty good player but... JEEZE!

Work's been soooooooooooooooo easy tonight.

Squidbillies FINALLY had a new episode! Great quote from it, too... "I'm as hard as red clay! As constant as... Drinking... I'm constantly drinking!"

Ok people, pay CLOSE attention to the following...

DO NOT COME TO MYRTLE BEACH IN THE WEEKS AFTER LABOR DAY EXPECTING IT TO BE EMPTY!
Last week was SUPER busy because people think they're so fucking smart and are gonna miss crowds because they think it won't be busy these weeks... EVERYONE thinks that and that's why its so fucking crowded.

In short, you're probably not as smart as you think you are. Other people do have similar thoughts.

So who wants to see my 'special' friend that I met a few weeks ago? Everyone? GOOD! lol.
Yummm... Right? lol. And the softest and smoothest skin... And the body... Oi vey... I gotta move on, lol.
I wanna be Jewish. Not that I really agree with their theology or anything but I wanna be able to say to people shit like "... But I'm Jewish!"

In other news, "Life Is a Lemon and I Want My Money Back".

Ok well as always, I've got no idea what else to post so I'm wrapping up. But I'm doing good with posting so look for more in the next few days.

Later, bitches!

-=The Prynce

Thursday, September 14, 2006

I'm From Hollywood, Mister Lawler!

I had a bitchin' weekend...

Friday I got up early to see a highschool football game (my alma mater had a game in my current city) and my hometown lost which sucks a little cock... And it wasn't even an interesting game or anything!
I'd consider it a loss of $6 but this rather cute girl named Mona like called me over and gave me her number. I have tried calling only once but she wasn't there. She seems like a cool person, though.

Then work was kinda great that night, too.

Also on Friday, I met another bitchin' girl named Marcie. She's from Gastonia, NC and though I didn't spend much time with her, the time we did spend together was AMAZING. But if you want more on that you'll have to ask me privately and... ya know... Its likely I won't answer you, lol.

So I find myself back at work this morning... Getting off in just over an hour... The night went by very fast considering I'm coming off of my two days off.

My days off were wholly uneventful. I found myself drinking a good deal of Guinness.
My last night off was pretty cool, though. I got up a bit early and Darrell, Kenny and myself went to All Saint's Church in Pawleys Island to show Kenny Alice's grave. Its only my second visit but those of you who know me well know that I've wanted to go there for almost my entire life and it's like the holy grail of ghostly things across the board in South Carolina...

Then I got home and watched ECW which was pretty cool I guess. After that, though, I went to hang out with Darrell at work for a bit.

Then I got home and had a very large cup of straight vodka and topped it off with a splash of cherry syrup (sort of like grenadine) to make it a bit more drinkable...
It was the first hard liquor I'd had in some time (plus it was a pretty large amount of it) so I was soon after drunk. I CERTAINLY needed that... Apart from Friday, I haven't been doing too well lately.
But I was already tired and ended up falling asleep... Only to wake up a few hours later still pretty drunk.

I love (most) of the people I work with. And the ones I don't just absolutely love, I still like (those are also the ones I just don't know very well too, though).

Andy Kaufman may have been God.

Well, I get off work soon and I have a few things to take care of so keep an eye out for another post soon, bitches.

-=The Prynce

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Ziggy played guitar.

I am officially no longer security for the Polynesian Resort.

I'm night auditor in training now. More hours and better hours so I'm kinda thrilled. I train for five days this upcoming week. That makes me cool.

The lass I posted about in my last post turned out to be something less than 'amazing' after all. But my life is like... Al Queda. The top person blows up making brownies with plastique shipped to them as flour by the CIA and another just as qualified and often more qualified pops up and takes their place.

RAW was great. One of the most memorable in years I think. It was the one with DX as the McMahons and the poop shower though seeing RVD was the best for me.
And as a side note, we made the 3 hour trip in about 1.5 hours thanks to Darrell's skillful Expedition driving and my superb navigational skills.

Shannon was forced to move out a week or so ago but I only got about a day of solo living. Darrell's brother JR needed a place to crash for a bit until he could get his own so he's staying with me now but its pretty much like living alone still. He works 1st shift and I work 3rd so we see each other in passing and little else. So it isn't that bad.

Got a new laptop recently. I kind of love it.

I've got some of my videos uploaded to MySpace. Check them out. You can see my sleep-less performance in "Oceanfront kNights". You can view them by clicking pretty much any place in this paragraph.

I also bought a GameCube recently.

In other news, I NEVER HAVE TIME FOR VIDEO GAMES!

David Bowie is sort of great.

Ernie's is the best place to eat in this fucking town. Its located on the 9th floor of Captain's Quarter restaurant in Myrtle Beach.
The best delivery is Pizza de Roma.

My blog is probably cursed but that's a whole other topic for a totally different day so we shall explore that at a later date (if I even remember my current line of thinking at that juncture).

-=The Prynce

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Jesus Ate My Puppy!

I'm not dead.

But much has changed in my life.

Shannon and I broke up last Sunday, Mother's Day. It wasn't intended and in fact I hoped for her to have a nice Mother's Day but there was too much BS over too many years and it was only getting worse at an incredible rate as of late.

But as predicted, she makes things as difficult in my life as possible whenever possible. Who didn't see that comin', Eh?

I realized a few days ago that this blog of mine doesn't look right on IE so... If you have IE and it doesn't look right, get FireFox.

I'm a great deal behind on my Soundtrack blog but... Blow me.

I've got a new amazing friend. Her name is NiCole. She's really great. She's a homewrecking whore. Nah she's actually really great. We're only friends so chill out bitches. I can't think of any words to really describe her but let me just say she's truly amazing.

I just bought tickets to the WWE Raw event in Fayetteville, NC. It's the night after the PPV where D-X is rumored to be making their return so...

In other news, NiCole is fucking awesome.

I'm bored and tired.

I'm sure I'll think of something else to post after I post this one so look forward to another soon... Maybe even tonight. HAHA!

-=The Prynce

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

So... It Doesn't Rhyme With 'Hockey'?

I haven't posted on here in a while and I'm really behind on my Life Soundtrack blog but I intend to catch up on all of 'em soon... But tonight I had to post to tell you all about the amazing discovery I made today (by proxy of Shannon).

They're called Pocky. They are coated little sticks of crunchy biscuit. I have only tried chocolate thus far but Shannon has strawberry and thought they were rather good.

They are very simple but ingenious. They are created by a company in Japan, Glico.
There is a section at the bottom of each stick that has no coating so that you can eat them and not get all messy.

They cost like $1 at the Wal-Mart Supercenter in Myrtle Beach in the Thai section (though it isn't a Thai creation) which actually has a great selection of authentic Oriental foods, snacks, and food items.

Anywho, you can find them online by clicking here

Anywho, I have a new job now. I'm still doing security only now its for a hotel directly (not through a contracted company like before) and I have friends working there so its cool. I'm also to be trained as a night auditor or clerk so I will have that to go to in the future. I liked my previous employer pretty well but I get $1 more an hour now and its right across the street instead of across town. Also I work 6 hours for 6 days now instead of 8 hours for 5 days but I still make more. I like it that way honestly.

Tomorrow we're going to an independent film premiere. It is Kluckin Film's first full length presentation called 'Kill Syndrome'. I hope it doesn't blow.

My bed is beckoning me now, though. I will have new and improved versions of my old websites coming soon, too, so keep an eye out.

-=The Prynce

Sunday, April 02, 2006

New Blog, Bitches!

Hey people! I have another blog project for you all.

The URL is http://prynceduex.blogspot.com/ and it is basically an audio blog and a MoBlog. Most posts (for now at least) will be audio posts 'cause I'm still trying to get my WAP to work on my new phone and I will likely post some camera phone images when I can get some sort of cheap ass or free MMS or Picture messaging service on my phone.

But that's it for now. This will still be my main blog, though. The other will basically be another limb of this one.

-=The Prynce

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

This Just In... Like...

This is a bit of a real-time post for y'all.

3:01 AM - Two ambulances have just arrived at my hotel as I was posting on my other blog. Not sure why or anything but there is also a fire truck next door that sent fire fighters over here.

3:02 AM - They've gone into a second story room in the other building and are backing in an ambulance but it is a tight fit in this parking lot. On-lookers from next door are gathering and Shannon just came out.

3:16 AM - Just had to stop posting because Shannon let her cat out of the apartment for the second time tonight because she doesn't know how to fucking close a door. Her brother and I had to chase him down yet again because of her negligence.
I saw them wheeling an older black lady into the ambulance as I came back over here. Laura from the Polynesian was over here seeing what was going on when we got back.

3:21 AM - The ambulance just left with the lady inside. They used no sirens or lights so hopefully she's alright.

Anywho, just thought I'd post about the small amount of excitement happening here at the Bahama tonight. It has to be the most action since a room at the FredRick caught on fire last week.

-=The Prynce

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Mop Handled Ass Crack

Finally I post!

So here's a quick update on my life as a whole as of late.

I've moved out of the Devil's Asshole and I'm now in Myrtle Beach. I'm unemployed, but it feels good to know I have employment opportunities now at least.

Today, though, was pretty cool in most ways.

Darrell stopped by shortly after he got off of work this morning (he got off at 7AM and got there just after 10:30 AM) and we slowly woke up and got half-dressed to walk to a store on 17 (Eagles I think. Maybe a Wings.) that's a few blocks from where we're living (The Bahama just across from the Polynesian).
We got to the store and were looking for a pair of cheap swim trunks and t-shirt for Darrell and I to swim in. We found the cheapest (and also ugliest) trunks we could find then we found some cheap t-shirts on sale. We each got 'Vote For Pedro' shirts.

Anywho, we went back to the motel to change and get Rian and we went to get in the pool and waited around outside the Polynesian to go swimming but Darrell was hesitant.
We all got in (after much persuasion of Darrell to actually get in including climbing on a deck above the pool and freezing my ass off while soaked) and chilled for a while. Rian loved it.
It was all wholly uneventful until we left the hot tub, though. When we got back I saw this cute girl sitting beside the pool. She caught my eye because I thought she looked like this girl I used to know online named Bryanna.
Anywho, later on she actually stripped down to her swim suit and got in and took her hair down and she looked a lot like her which was shocking. I doubt it was her, but it was strange regardless.
The girl Bryanna's name was Bryanna Cairnes or Bryanna Cairns or something similar and she was from Connecticut... Not sure what town, though. But here's a picture...
So if by some unbelievable chance anyone knows her, let me know or give her this blog address or something. We haven't spoken in ages and we used to be sort of close.
Also, she used to date a guy named Hans, had a sister named Amber, and I think she lived with her aunt.

In the pool, Darrell and I were messing with the mind of some like 12 year old kid who was staring at Shannon. We were saying shit like "Man, I'll be glad when we find out which of us is the father" and the dude was looking pissed and it was very funny... Tee Hee!

But after seeing the hottie, Shannon got angry and we had to leave per her pouting.
Darrell, Rian and myself went through the side and stood in front of drier vents from the maids' driers in the laundry room to warm up a bit. We got lint covered.
On the way to there we passed Shannon's stalker and a friend and they saw us leave and walked back towards the pool area.

Anywho, we got back and ordered Ho-Wah.

So now its much later and we're here with Darrell as he's working. I'm in a bit of a rush to post 'cause of these cunts but s'okay. lol

Dick Cheney shot a bitch. He'll be in no trouble. But let me shoot a fucker with a pellet gun and I'll do life.

Steelers won the Super Bowl! They brought their C game and still beat the Seahawks playing their A games because Seattle is only good at home.

The US was boasting about their bitchin' Winter Olympic team this year and they're shit. Funny, isn't it?

I recently 'regained' a lost ICP CD of mine so... YaY!

At any rate, I'll try my best to post again sooner than this next time. Maybe tomorrow these cunts will back up and let me post.

-=The Prynce

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Long-Winded? Naaahhh...

There is progress in this town!

After many years of my wishing, Dillon has a Japanese restaurant! Fuckin' aye!

I almost went there last night but I'll get to that shortly.

Yesterday was the last day of the regular season in the NFL and it was pretty cool. Panthers won and have a wildcard spot in the playoffs so... YAY!

But I got up later than normal yesterday probably because of the large amount of alcohol I'd consumed on New Year's Eve. I showered and all and found my crappiest yet most comfortable clothes to wear 'cause I had no intentions of doing anything but going to Shannon's house, watching a little football, and going home.

Soon after I got to Shannon's, I was trying to do some blog stuff and she told me I had to go with her to get a movie. Her mom was gonna go get some food first, though, so we decided we wanted to try the new Japanese place 'cause I LOVE Japanese food. After many missed turns on what should have been a very simple trip, we got there and Kim told us to go get a menu so she could see what she wanted.
I got out of the car and Shannon didn't so I went to her door and told her to come with me if she was going and she said she wasn't because my ex girlfriend Christy was working there. I told her that I'd go alone then and she doesn't trust me at all so she came with me.
So we went in and I was shocked to see that Christy actually was working there (I dunno, I thought Shannon was just telling me that to see if/how I would react or something) and I asked her for a menu, then saw them, grabbed one, handed it to Shannon, and we went back to the car.

I could tell then that Shannon didn't want to get anything from there at that point so after much BS and contemplation in the car, they decided to go elsewhere. So in my eyes, Shannon's silliness and bitterness caused me to miss out on Japanese food and possibly sushi (it says that have sushi on the sign but I didn't see it on the menu)! If Shannon would have paid more attention to Christy than me, she would have seen that the girl was almost disgusted that I was there.

But anyway, we decided to go to China King instead. We ordered a lot of shit then left, came back to pick it up, then went to Movie Gallery.
We decided to rent 'Zodiac Killer' because I find him an interesting subject.

We could tell from the start it was an independent film so I was kind of happy. I love Indies!
To sum things up, the movie was shit. It was boring and poorly made. They could have done a lot more research, too.
We didn't even finish it. I had to go home. I mean, I had to drink alcohol to keep me focused on the movie, even.
So if anyone knows who to contact to get that fucking hour and a half of my life back, please let me know.

New Year's Eve was... interesting.
We went to the Huddle House and as we were leaving, I was getting in the car with Rian and I heard a tear and I was like "What the hell?" and I put Rian in his seat and looked and my pants had ripped from my left knee and up about 9-11 inches.
So we go by my house and I change my pants. After I change them, we find out my dad had gone to a fire (he's a volunteer fireman). Shannon's dad (whom we were with) is on the same fire department so he wanted to go.
He got in the police car (he's also a cop) and he called to find the place and we got there and the lady said they saw a plane or helicopter fly over the woods behind their house and then heard at least one explosion. She said it shook her house and her mother's house over a mile away and that she could point us to a place to get to where something was burning.
We found the road (which was more of a wide path) and went as far back as we could until there was a huge ditch that was impassable unless on foot or ATV. So we started walking and walking and walking until we probably walked at least 1.5 miles back into the woods. We saw NOTHING but an old propane tank or a still or something and we went back.

I'm no fan of walking. That's pretty near to common knowledge. But I'll do it if it isn't hot out. This walk was MISERABLE, though. I was wearing a pair of boots that were under one week old and not nearly broken in. And I don't wear comfy hiking boots. I wear fuckin' rough work boots with almost no padding or anything.
Then we got back to the car and Shannon's dad calls central to see if they have any information on the thing we were looking for and they said it was fireworks. FIREWORKS! I broke in a new pair of boots the hard way on a shit trail in the middle of nowhere on New Year's Eve while I should have been drinking.

At any rate, we got back to Shannon's house and soon after, I drank half a Smirnoff Ice Triple Black and gave the rest to Shannon's mom. Then I had another but it was another flavor. Soon after, I made myself a nice tequila sunrise (minus the red stuff whose name escapes me at the moment) with a big emphasis on the TEQUILA part (tee hee).
That went away after a short time. Then we made frozen margaritas and I drank all of 'em as Shannon is a cunt.
Then after a bit, Shannon opened champagne and I drank about half a flute of that then just made mimosas and drank one or two.
Soon after, I took at least one tequila shot.

I'm not sure if I drank anything else that night other than another Smirnoff Ice. We had some vodka but I'm not sure if I drank any or not.
As far as tequila goes, I drank almost the entire bottle of a 750 ml bottle of it. Shannon had one shot and there's still a tiny bit left.

But after all of that, I was still only sort of drunk. I mean, I couldn't have driven or anything but I could probably make someone think I was sober. It wasn't as bad as when I had like half a jug of gin and then a little vodka, but it was decent.
Anywho, I went home, cooks a mini-pizza, fell asleep with it in the oven, then woke up like 5 minutes later only half as drunk as before. But I slept well so... S'all good. :-D

The day before that, we had an adventure at the liquor store. As I said before, Shannon's dad is a cop. Cops get paid shit so he can't afford another car so he had to drive his patrol car off duty. He drops us off at the liquor store and the man inside is acting like a dick screaming "Taxi!". Then we get in the store and he's talking shit and saying that all the cops in the county are not worth a damn and he doesn't like them because they drive in their cars off duty and tax payers supply the gasoline. I just laugh at the cunt 'cause I want to get my liquor for New Year's but he keeps being an ass to me.
Shannon goes out to the car to get more money and she tells her dad about the dude inside but before she gets there, I'm already walking out having paid for my stuff (and the guy was a dick to me then in how he carded me) but Shannon goes back in and lays into the old guy and threatens to call the sheriff which would do pretty much nothing.
Anywho, we get in the car and leave.
So to the people in my area, if you ever go to the liquor store near the Plaza Cinemas and an old man with grey hair is in there, be VERY rude. Curse at him. He's a bitter old cunt. He deserves it.
And if you're underage and he sells to you (which I know he does), rat on him.

But as I was saying earlier about the NFL, the Panthers have a wildcard spot in the playoffs because they beat the crap out of Atlanta. I didn't think it would be so clean a win as it was because I thought, like most did, that Michael Vick would have nothing to lose and would play like a crazy fucker...
He didn't. I think Atlanta may have been able to win or at least put up a fight if Vick would have played like Vick and not like an actual quaterback.

But I'm actually gonna predict the Super Bowl teams right now. AFC- The Colts. NFC- The Panthers.
I'm not the only one who thinks this will be how it goes, either. This dude on ESPN has a segment and he's been saying that for a while and he feels it stronger now than ever. That'd be the shit, too. Even if Carolina didn't win, I'd like the winning team for once. And with the Colts not being undefeated anymore, I'd have no reason to feel bad for going against them.

By the way, the Patriots lost to the Dolphins this past week. Hehe... Shite team, the Pats.

I pick Texas in the Rose Bowl, too. I have to... Dusty Rhodes might punch me if I ever met him again and if I told him I went against them. Plus, I like 'em better than USC.

Now, though... Important stuff.

I was recently on the radio again. Big whoop, right? YES IT WAS! See, this time I was on an INTERNATIONAL radio program, Coast to Coast AM! A phone call from this show was used as an entire song on a Tool album and I was on the air with the show's creator (whom is rarely on now), Art Bell.
Basically, though, he was asking for predictions for 2006 as is the tradition on the show at year's end. I wanted badly to finally get on the air and after about 3 tries, I got a ring and after a while, I got on! I was live, too. I thought they would screen calls or somethin' but nope.
My prediction was #12 (you'll need to know this to hear it next year when he reviews predictions) and I predicted a category 3 or higher hurricane for the Carolinas. We had a conversation about the wild ass weather lately on the air. He thinks large hurricanes are more common here than they are. We get hurricanes and tropical storms a lot but category 3 or higher are rare.
But my prediction was based more on odds than mysticism.

Also on the 'radio' front, my favorite station, WFLB, 96.5 recently became WFLBeatles and was the only station in the US to play nothing but Beatles. Apparently, people didn't like it and like a week later they became 'The Drive" which is now 'classic hits' which I like better than the old format at time.

And finally, I have something NEW for you all. It's called The Prynce's Life Soundtrack. It's a site/blog on Blogger that I made where I will post lyrics from one song each day that in some way pertains to my life or state of mind that day. Odds are the posts will come just before midnight each night to truly capture my mood of the day.

Anywho, you can find that blog/site at http://pryncesoundtrack.blogspot.com/. Bookmark it and check it daily. It doesn't take long to read each day. In each post, I'll post the lyrics and below that I'll post my thoughts or feelings on the song or the actual meaning of the song. Each post will also have a link in the header to find out more about it or what the song is about.

Again, that's http://pryncesoundtrack.blogspot.com/.

Let me know what you think.


That's all for now, people. I'll try to use this momentum to finish some other posts such as the one on the wrestling event so... Ya know, check back.

Keep 'em open...

-=The Prynce