Everybody's Free (To Drink Sunscreen)

Let me start by saying that I'm sick as hell right now with a near constant fever of about 102.6 for two days now, so is this blog makes no sense, that's why.

Now on to a story... Nay, THE story. The story of the funniest thing I've ever personally experienced in my lifetime.

A week or two ago, there was a problem at the hotel that I work at involving a problematic guest and his large main window being shattered by what HE claimed was just some random woman who, by chance, happened to randomly choose his window of them all and kick it and break it. Of course, its funny because the woman was older and rather frail looking and for her to simply be able to kick his window made to sustain hurricanes on an ocean front building appears to be an absolutely absurd story.

But that's not the part that will stick with me eternally.

After I spoke to the guy in the room, I had a woman come down to the office clearly tweaking on what I'm certain was crack telling me they took her money to which I told her I'd called the police and she could talk to them about it if she wanted. She freaked and begged me not to have her arrested and then she left, half flashing me through a side window (she was wearing a jacket and underneath a short-cut tank-top, exposing her belly which appeared to be made of something similar to curdled milk that was accentuated with a few hundred stretch marks, leading me to believe she used to be rather large).

But still, that's not the FUNNY part.

The funny part follows...

I was on the phone with Darrell at one of our sister properties telling him what was going on about an hour after it all went down when I heard the door open only to see it was our previous crack-whore returning for God-only-knows-what.

She just came up to the counter and stood there and I tried ignoring her and she walked over to a bucket we have with packets of tanning lotion in it. She picked up a blue packet and asked what it was. I held my finger up to her to say "One minute" and she asked again. I repeated my finger raising.

At that moment, she ripped the top off with her mouth/teeth and started drinking the tanning lotion! At first, she didn't have much of a response that you would associate with someone drinking tanning lotion, but after a few seconds, her face turned sour and she asked once more, "What is this?!"

She hardly got the last word out before she bolted for the door to our side lobby and spit loudly then came back into the main lobby and left.

The entire time, I was on the phone with Darrell and trying very hard not to laugh at this crazed whore but the second she left, I burst into laughter and told him what had happened.

Now to those who say "Wow that's not all that funny..." I say "Fuck you, sir/ma'am!"

I was in stitches for like 5 minutes straight afterwards. And it may not be nearly as funny unless you have to deal with the people I have to deal with daily... But still... Fuck you.

-=The Prynce

One Snare in the March of Death

This was written by the former singer of Rage Against the Machine, Zack de la Rocha.

Read it. Seriously.

You can hear it for free without even having to download it by going to http://www.marchofdeath.com/

-=The Prynce

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'March of Death' by Zack de la Rocha

I was born with the voice of a riot, a storm
Lightening the function, the form
Far from the norm, I wont follow like cattle
I'm more like a catalyst; calm in the mix of battle
Who let the cowboy on the saddle? He don't know a missile from a gavel
Para terror troopin flippin loops of death upon innocent flesh
But I'm back in the cipher my foes and friends
With a verse and a pen, against a line I won't toe or defend
Instead I curse at the murderous men in suits of professionals who act like animals
This man child, ruthless and wild
Who gonna chain this beast back on the leash?
This Texas Furor (Führer), for sure a, compassionless con who serve a
Lethal needle to the poor. The cure for crime is murder?

On the left, left, right, left
But it's just the march of death

I read the news today, oh boy, a snap shot of a midnight ploy
Vexed and powerless, devoured my hours I'm motionless with no rest
Cause a scream now holds the sky, under another high-tech drive-by
A lie is a lie this God is an eagle or a condor for war and nothing more
Islam peace, Islam stare into my eyes brother please off our knees
To beef now we feed their disease, interlocked our hands across seas
What is a flag but a rag, a shroud out loud, outside a faceless crowd
Cause a cowering child just took her last breath, one snare in the march of death

On the left, left, right, left
But it's just the march of death

Here it comes the sound of terror from above
He flex his Texas twisted tongue
The poor lined up to kill in desert slums
For oil that boil beneath the desert sun
Now we split flame we flip this game
All the targets are taking aim
All targets are taking aim
We're the targets, they're taking aim

Boo Bity Boo...

Bill Cosby is incredibly funny. But I don't much care for The Cosby Show... It wasn't built enough on him.

One of the best shows ever is of course, Saved By the Bell. Its fantastically cheesy. In in continuity is horrible and funny at the same time.
But I grew up on the shit and have something of an obsessive personality so I remember far more about it than is healthy, as I have posted before.

Its great how they had two senior proms. And its great how they went from JFK Junior High in Indiana with Mr. Belding as principal to Bayside in Southern California with the same bleeding principal!
See, the secret there is that the shows from Junior High were in fact an entirely different series entitled "Good Morning Miss Bliss" that aired on the Disney Channel. It was cancelled but apparently NBC bought the rights and turned it into Saved By the Bell.
Its also great how Zack and Lisa were gonna date and Screech was finally over her and then after that episode, none of that stuck and Lisa and Zack were no longer together.

So who do you guys think Zack lost his virginity to? I have a theory that it was the homeless chick from the Christmas episodes. UNLESS it was Kelly which I doubt. She seemed to be too wholesome but I know he wouldn't have tapped some of the other random chicks 'cause he wanted her and wouldn't want to screw that up.
But the homeless chick lived with them until her dad got a new job and he helped her and her dad so much that I know for sure she would have slept with him and he was over Kelly in those episodes so I'm sure he was more than willing (he was something of a shallow asshole after all).
I've known so many people similar to the homeless chick. They find someone who's willing to help them at a tough spot in their life and they melt over them and grow mad attached until it just falls apart and they wanna die.

How is Dustin Diamond broke exactly? And is he really losing his house? I think it may be a hoax, really... But I'm gonna buy a shirt regardless. $20 for his autograph and a shirt is worth it to a lamer like me.
You can find out more about all of that jazz by going to http://www.getdshirts.com/.

But my question of how he could be broke remains. He was the one cast member that was on each incarnation of the show from 'Good Morning Miss Bliss' to 'Saved by the Bell: The New Class'. Even Mr. Belding wasn't on all the shows. He was absent in the College Years.
Screech was on all of the series and the specials yet he's broke and faking a home porn leak.

Jessie wasn't very attractive at all. Lisa really was the only cute one until the College Years at which point Kelly was finally hot to me.

The best episodes to me are the lamest and cheesiest such as the famed 'Jessie's Song' where her addiction to caffeine pills were comparable to some crack addicts that I've seen.
Another great one was the 'School Song' episode where I got the title of this post. Apparently drinking water with Lemon juice will make you autistic though it will have no flavor in any way.

So... I think I'm gonna wrap up this post. I had no topic in mind when I started but I think we all see now where it went. But I have to jet so... Fudge it.

Expect to see more 'Saved by the Bell' posts in the future. I'm a geek, motherfucker.

-=The Prynce

Its a 'who cares?'-type post...

Rob 'Little Hoch' Ludwick has a new catch-phrase. Keep an eye out for that on http://robsworld247.blogspot.com/ as he's told me that he'll reveal it publically in his next post's title.

I was leaving Wal-Mart the other day and totally had the right-of-way so I just sort of walked out in the pedistrian crossing area and a car was like... Right on me. He waved for me to go ahead to which I was like "No shit, asshole".
As I was about to get in the car I hear someone scream "HEY LONG HAIR!!" from across the lot which, if you've never had long hair around ignorant redneck fucks, that's typically what they call you.
So I see that its the guy from the car and I'm like "Oh cripes... This guy's gonna try to start shit." so I'm like "Yeah?" and he's like "Do you like metal?". I'm thinking he's going to be a dickhead and say something like "Well next time you fucking walk out in front of me you're gonna taste chrome, you fuck!" 'cause that's pretty much what I would have said.
So I'm like "A bit." and he's like "Ah 'cause Slayer's gonna be at the House of Blues tomorrow." which sort of threw me off because for one, I knew and two I was expecting the former. I called back to him "Yeah I know but I've gotta work!" and he calls back "Ah man it's gonna be great."
But I think it was about that time he realized that he'd called me 'long hair' which most people tend to know could make a bloke defensive. So he revealed he had a mohawk underneath his baseball cap.

Stupid story but... It sounded good in my mind. Judgemental fuckers.

There's some shit going on in Darlington County, SC that gets me a bit worked up.
Most of you know that I'm pretty much the most liberal and least racist fuck you'll ever come across but when it comes to the Confederate flag and the former CSA as a whole, I view it as my history. I had many family members fight and some die for the CSA. An ancestor of mine signed the sucession order, even. And above all, you should know that contrary to what you were told in second grade, it was NOT about slavery. The whole thought of federal and confederate government systems would have blown your 7 year old mind.

No matter, in Darlington County there are two graves that the Sons of Confederate Veterns want to put CSA markers on (CSA markers contain a small Confederate flag engraved on it, also). It happens all the time. No big deal, right?
The only thing this time is that the two soldiers who fought for the CSA happen to have been black. That's right, folks... People of all colors fought for the South and many of them were slaves that were already freed for what-ever reason.
But the NAACP's local chapter (which seems silly to me to have a chapter of the NAACP in SC at all seeing as how to have the chapter they have to live here which is kind of not participating in the NAACP boycott on the state of South Carolina) wants to fight it. Not the decendants of the men... Not the people who are there to preserve the history of those two men...
The NAACP should really have no say in the matter. The SCV isn't a racist group (although I know a number of members who actually are ignorant bigots) in any way. Regardless of bigots that may be members, the group itself is for direct descendants of soldiers of the CSA and they're out to preserve the history of the state of South Carolina as it pertains to that period in time.

I dunno I just don't get it. This stuff happened. Taking the flag down from the monument in Columbia isn't going to erase it. Not allowing two soldiers to be honored isn't, either. If we're trying to erase all traces of the CSA, Charleston will certainly need to be erased off of the map. The fort where it all started is there and its now a national monument. Its not a national monument because the nation is racist. Its a national monument because its our HISTORY. No matter where your ancestors were from, if you consider yourself and American in any way then it is your history.

Anywho enough on that whole trip, eh? lol. Hopefully I pissed no one off. It wasn't my intention.

Bill Maher is Jesus... Little known fact, friends.

People, don't vote for Hillary if you're a Democrat and you're voting in the primaries... Please?
She's ok in my eyes but she plays to whomever she's talking to too much. Her stance is what-ever the 'correct' stance is for the people she's blowing at that moment. I don't see her winning the White House.
Instead, vote for Edwards or Obama!
I'd love to see Obama get the nomination but I'm worried about his lack of experience and how well it'd hold up to the firestorm that he'd get in the actual race.
That's why we need Edwards. The man is the shit. He's got some of Obama's charisma and speaking skills only he blinks more.
Watch him talk... Seriously... He blinks a lot...

So... Edwards/Obama '08!

-=The Prynce

Mow.

Yeah so... Moving sucks. There's no way around it. It sucks.

But in the end, its for the best. I must get out of my current residence. Apparently they want to get rid of the mold that infests that place but... C'mon. That wouldn't work at all. That would require a total renovation of the entire place. They'd have to redo all interiors and somehow destroy the mold in the walls. Its impossible.

But its kinda what my three days off are going to be made of, it seems. Due to a freakish scheduling accident, my days off for next week come just after my last day off from this week so I get the coveted three days off. Joy.
Actually it is a good thing... I'm hoping I will have time to do something fun and get totally moved out by the end of those days off so that I can do something... Anything. lol.

Soo... Uhhh... I really don't know where to take this post. I mean, I have some free time but I've got nothing to say. All that comes to mind is that I'm sooo ready to get the hell out of my apartment but I think I've pretty much covered that... lol.

This city is stupid.
People with pull are trying to make it more of a resort town like Orlando than a nice but large family beach... It won't work.
Crackheads, crime, and prostitutes are the only things that are increasing here in significant numbers- Not revenue. Its becoming a very dangerous place to live and to visit. The crime rate of Myrtle Beach is higher than that of New York City... That's kinda terrible.

But that's about all I can come up with this morning so... Deal. And shut up.

-=The Prynce

Quick Hits, F00z

Time for a quick post with random and flowing thoughts...

Ok... Colts are gonna win the Super Bowl. If they don't, its blasphemy. The Bears are lame. They have a shite quarterback. Brian Urlacher is a cock-sucking asshole.
Manning deserves this win and if there's a higher power of any sort, he'll get it. And if that power loves me, the win will come with the play Darrell and I 'rehearsed' in Dollar General... Made the Immaculate Reception look like it was thrown by... I dunno... Rex Grossman.

I got a nice assortment of liquors today. Hooray for me, yeah? And I got high quality, name-brand shit. Crazy.

So, I'm moving out of my apartment. The place is infested with mold and I've pretty much had my fill of being constantly sick, the place smelling horrible, and everything being untouchable due to mold. Not to mention, its a shite place for the amount I'm paying. Given utilities are included but... No.
I'm moving into an actual house with Darrell and his girlfriend. Its a nice place and for now, it will make things easier on them and me finacially for me to live with them. I do intend on it being temporary but it'll do fine for now.
My only issues are sharing a bathroom (which is doable) and the fact that its a former military house on the old Air Force base. Go only knows the horrors some angry airman inflicted upon his family in the years since that house has stood.

But those things are out-weighed by all of the positives. And the positives are many.

Doing the actual move is gonna suck. I'm gonna have to pack when I can and move when I'm able. I'm hoping to be totally out of my apartment by next weekend though which I think is doable.

So all-in-all I see my life as improving. Change can make me a bit worrisome and edgy at times but that's the case with most people, eh?

Anywho, time is running low so I gotta jet. Be cool, folks!

-=The Prynce

Let the Sun Shine In.

So... Turns out the Eastern world is explodin'.

Anywho, so I got a tattoo today (Or yesterday, I suppose... It was 1/28). Its just my symbol. Its on the lower portion or my left upper-arm. Its just black outlined and black filled in over most of it with it fading to flesh tone at the top. I kinda like it as it is but I'm really thinking about getting it faded to green instead of my flesh color... That'd be fucking tits.
But, yeah. I had it done at Pitbull Tattoo Clinic (http://www.pitbulltattooclinic.com/)... Give 'em a go if you want.

So tomorrow/today is the long-awaited ghost hunt at the Old Charleston Jail. I'm sort of excited, I must say... It's gonna be kinda cool. And apparently we're also going to be 'sharing' the building with two other ghost hunters (or 'paranormal investigators' if you truly are that pretencious) which should be fine unless our styles clash too horribly.

But, yeah. We're hoping to do much touring of the city on Tuesday, also. I'm personally hoping for a trip to Fort Sumter 'cause its been forever for me. I miss that place.

Look for pictures and audio and shite from that trip soon, of course. Hopefully they'll be fruitful.

Ermmm... Oh yeah, I keep forgetting to mention it but Rob now has a blog. It's at http://robsworld247.blogspot.com/ and the one post he has so far is... Interesting. Its worth the read and he says he may have another one coming tomorrow so... Ya know... Check that shit.

Alright well I'm sort of drawing a blank at the moment so I'm gonna be jettin'.

But before I go, I'm going to leave you all with a link to a 14 second piece of video I shot tonight. I was playing with my phone and a guy that was almost certainly on coke of something comes in and he's all crazy acting and I happened to catch this one moment of him so hyped up that he seems to MoonWalk multiple times... Very funny if you ask me...
So that being said, be sure you go to THIS link... Its fucking crazy funny, foos.

Check back, people.

-=The Prynce

Bleeble.

People are stupid.
I'm at work and I just had a guy call me to make a reservation for Memorial Day Weekend and he just couldn't wrap his mind around the fact that 1) Its a weekend in May, 2) Its a biker weekend, 3) The very brochure he was reading to me from states in bold and all CAPS that WEEKENDS, HOLIDAYS, AND SPECIAL EVENTS are higher.
So he asks about the weekend before-- Same price. Again, he can't wrap his mind around the fact that its a weekend in May... It won't be cheap anywhere. In fact, to find one cheaper than the price I gave with similar or better location would be nearly impossible.

One thing I can't stand is a person who gets angry that they can't be cheap assholes every day of their lives.

"So just because the hotel will make more money by certainly selling those rooms on those nights, why not have them lower so people like me can be cheap and you don't have to worry about making money."

I'll repeat... People are stupid.

Anywho, that's not what my post is about. In fact, I don't know what its about really but it isn't about some moron who can't understand 'supply and demand' or other simple capitalistic ideas.

So... I won a radio contest the other day. I won two tickets to the movie 'The Queen' which I'd never heard of until I won the tickets...
But after I won, I went to get my taxes done... After that we went to the radio station to get my prize.
We went in and dealt with the rude ass lady in the office, I got my winnings and we went back to the car.
Darrell and I were discussing something as we were about to leave (probably the rude lady inside) when I happened to change the radio to the same station I'd just won from. Over our conversation we heard them announce to call in and win something and Darrell called, he was the correct caller (#5) and he won a t-shirt and a chance to be entered into another contest.

Summation; Almost exactly one hour after I won, Darrell won. We were in the parking lot picking up my prize when he won. And of course, we were both in the car with the other when they won.
What are the odds of that? I mean, really. It was a radio station played in resturants and offices all the time and at this hour, thousands of people had to be listening. I really would love to know the statistical odds of what happened happening again.

Anywho, I totally just started drawing a blank sooo... Yeah. I may post again before I get off of work but... eh, I doubt it.

Big brother is watching.

-=The Prynce

Peace Not Greed

For the life of me, I do not understand why marijuana is still criminalized. I understand why it was ORIGINALLY outlawed in this country. Overall it was xenophobia. Mexican immigrants brought it with them and criminalizing it made it possible to arrest, detain, etc. immigrants.

But that alone wasn't enough to make it illegal. Fear had to be utilized more skillfully.

It was then decided that it was dangerous and would cause madness. But in addition to that, it also caused white women to loosen up and sleep with black men, or simillarly, it would cause black men to rape white women.

That bit of silliness held strong but it wasn't enough to convince people. So then it became the hand-in-hand partner of heavy drugs such as heroine.

As time has progressed, however, the relative masses of people have been smart enough to realize that all of these things are true... Or at least truly poppycock.
Unfortunately, to borrow and then contort a phrase of Nixon's, the ignorant masses still believe most of the things they have been falsely preached over the years and they believe them with a passion.

Go back and watch movies from the 1930's such as 'Reefer Madness'... Its a load of crap but many Americans still believe it.

I have to say, though, I do believe that due to the fear of persecution, many Americans who have tried Marijuana are afraid to admit to it due to stigma and the fact that that very stigma would be very likely social and career suicide.

Bill Clinton was almost a break-through case. He admitted to smoking marijuana but claimed he did not inhale... What small number of you folks actually believe that?
Newt Gingrich has even admitted to being a former marijuana user.

Did either of those men turn out to be Jell-O minded lazy zombies, herione addicts, or insane criminals? Well... Some may think so based on their own political views, but c'mon... Seriously.

I theorize that if 100 people read this post in the next 24 hours, at least 85 of them would have tried marijuana and another 10 would have been around it before or at least would support its legalization.

Jimmy Carter supported its decriminalization nationally. Nixon had a presidental commision to see if it would reccomend decriminalizing marijuana for personal use-- They did. Upon hearing this, Nixon threw the report in the garbage without even reading it.

I do not smoke marijuana. I'm willing to admit that I have in the past. But as of this post, it has been some time between 3-5 years since I have used it. If people were brave enough to admit it more often, it wouldn't be illegal right now.

Marijuana is not addictive. It does not always lead to heavier drugs. It is better for your health than tobacco or alcohol.

However, given its illegal status, it is very expensive to those who use it therefore giving millons of dollars to people who may or may not be using that money to contribute to more serious crimes. It is more dangerous due to its being unable to be regulated. I've talked to far too many people who have unknowingly used other drugs due to marijuana being laced. Someone who gets arrested for possession of small amounts will become ineligable for many things in their home state and the entire country due to that blemish on their possibly otherwise clean legal record.

BILLONS are spent in tax dollars on the 'war on marijuana' in the U.S. not including the millons spent to house inmates who thought they should have the right to grow a hemp plant in their own home or property.

Think of the tax dollars to be gained by taxing marijuana sells as heavily as alcohol!

Decriminalization would solve SOME of these problems. Many states have taken steps and decriminalized it.

LEGALIZATION would fix all of these problems. But I don't see that happening due to politicians who are more concerned about if they're going to get re-elected rather than politicians who actually give a damn about their constituates. It would almost certainly be political suicide to move to legalize marijuana, although it has came very close to becoming legal many times since its being outlawed by the bogus 'marijuana tax act'.

You would have to consume thousands of pounds of marijuana at one time to overdose.

There is no scientific evidence that marijuana is harmful to the human body. However, there is plenty known about its medical benefits... Not to mention its incrediblt industrial uses.

There are so many points I'm leaving out of this post without a doubt. I'm pressed for time and I do appologize. Depending on the response, I may do a continuation of this post in the near future.

I'll close with a request that you who read this post a comment saying if you've ever tried marijuana before. You don't have to post your name if you don't want to. I just want to see how many people will admit to it...

Thanks for reading!

-=The Prynce

"How would life be if the world smoked weed? Garunteed there'd be peace not greed."
~from 'Peace Not Greed' by Kottonmouth Kings

DISCLAIMER: I do not advocate breaking the law in any way. I only advocate the legalization or decriminalization of marijuana for personal use.

Vongo

I'm not becoming a corporate whore but Vongo is the best shit on this planet.
I recently saw some commercials and shit on it so I went to the site to see what was up with it and it basically comes down to this: You pay like $10 a month and then you can download any of a LARGE selection of mostly great movies that they have licenced.
They have shit like "Tommy", "Pulp Fiction", "Revenge of the Nerds", "House of Flying Daggers", and tons of other really good movies.

There are two draw-backs as I've seen thus far.
1) All of the movies have a limited licence so you can only keep them for a certain amount of time... Although most of them won't expire for months.
2) Some movies are Pay-Per-View and you have to pay like $2 to download them but there are plenty of good ones that come with the subscription.

Also, you can't burn them to DVDs or CDs so that's not too great...

But, yeah. I recommend it. Check it out, bitches.

-=The Prynce