Rob just admitted to me that he sucked cock tonight. He watched Spiderman and it made him gay.
A gross whore called me cute earlier. Its unfortunate because I bet she was hot two years ago before she was introduced to crack and cock for cash.
She was like "How old are you?" and I responded with my age and she was like "Oh... Wow... You're really cute. I know guys don't like being called cute but... Wow you're cute."
I was like "Heh, thanks..." all the while thinking, "Nah its not that I mind being called cute but when its from a dirty whore... Its slightly different." but I kept that to myself.
I found out today that I had to work at a different hotel one day this week because a manager of ours keeps coming in late and causing another co-worker to get too much over-time.
Now that's pretty bad and all but the lamest part is that the manager told my roommate to tell me of the change because she "Did not feel comfortable telling me about it."
As someone with anxiety disorders, I can understand that to a degree but... I'm not a manager. And even if I was, its work related and a part of my job to deliver the effects of my crappy choices to the parties that they may effect.
Its just something I found amusing. Pawning off informing an employee in a timely manner of a change of shift prior to 24 hours until my arrival time because you don't feel comfortable telling them about it is just not a quality people would think of when they think about someone they'd want in charge of people. I mean c'mon!
Anywho, I just felt like updating really fast with lots of stuff involving cocks so... There we are. Boom!
-=The Prynce
* So Rob actually admitted to sucking up a cockroach from the ceiling with a vacuum but... Close enough.
"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and you father smelt of elderberries!"
-Frenchman Taunter
"And by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise. The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt."
-Sylvia Plath
Monday, November 19, 2007
Sunday, November 18, 2007
If Even CNN's Full of Shit, How Terrible Is FNC?!
I'm sitting here right now watching CNN's lop-sided and mis-leading mockumentary on pro wrestling and steroid usage. Of course its focusing on the Chris Benoit tragedy.
Former WWE wrestler and Harvard graduate Christopher Nowinski's group studying the effects in long-term of concussions (including those that are suffered without any knowledge of the injury occurring) in sports. I once saw a short documentary on his group (The Sports Legacy Institute) where it showed that they seem to focus largely on athletes with such injuries and their suicides and/or lives of depression.
I do not like or agree with a lot of the things that WWE Chairman Vince McMahon does and I admit that his love for unnaturally large physiques has something to do with steroid usage in wrestling.
That being said, I have to defend him.
The CNN piece can't decide if its blaming McMahon for Benoit's actions due to his brain injuries or possible steroid usage, switching from one to the next as it suits them.
They blame McMahon for the life-long drug use and head injuries that Benoit and many other wrestlers that have worked for him have incurred over the years.
People, that's a crock of shit.
Wrestlers see the WWE as the top. Its where people have commonly spent half of their lives trying to get. Once they commit themselves to a life of pro wrestling, though, there's very little looking back and it becomes how they feed their families and when you're not working for a million dollar company you have to work incredibly hard to get the money you need.
To make a name in the independent leagues, wrestlers often take extra risks with impressive but dangerous moves and by steroid, pain, and illegal drug usage.
Benoit came up on the independents in the US, Europe, Canada, Mexico and Japan all the while making a name for himself as a relentless though small kind of guy. His first exposure across the US came with his time spent in ECW and WCW where he was well known for his diving headbutt finisher which some think could have caused his brain trauma.
The exact same thing goes for his steroid use. I doubt highly that it started while he was in WWE. A little man in a big man's business has to even the playing ground in some way and he chose to do it in a negative and dangerous way.
My point is this: People come into the WWE with their addictions, bad habits and injuries already fully intact from their time in the independent circuits where there is pretty much 0% oversight.
Lots of 'knowledgeable' people may scoff at the WWE's policies saying that they're loose and have loopholes, but at least there is some sort of oversight there. At least these 100 or so wrestlers are being tested. The thousands outside of the company are not.
While on the topic of the 'major loophole' in the WWE's Wellness Policy, I'd like to state that steroids and HGH are legitimate medical treatments and some of these wrestlers really do need them to help them recover from injuries.
When I was ten years old I was hit by a car which lead to a injury with one of my back muscles that after failed physical rehabbing, they were forced to turn to a treatment of steroids in my back muscle. It was just a medical treatment that my actual medical doctor decided was the best method in which to help repair that muscle and the same thing occurs with professional athletes.
Now on to something that FEW people may agree with but being Libertarian, I can't let it go unsaid.
In a profession such as professional wrestling where there is no physical contest per se, why are we so concerned with the drugs they take to make themselves look better? They know the risks and they weigh the options before doing it so if they choose to do it, that's them, right?
In addition to that, its typically more of the pain killers that do the massive damage to these guys' bodies than the steroids.
Some of you may know that I recently began training as a professional wrestler. I can say here and now that my life and my family are far too important to me to risk my life by ever injecting myself with steroids. Its stupid and not worth the risk. But that is the choice that I am making about MY life and MY body.
Another topic that seems to go hand-in-hand with this one that I'd like to briefly state my opinion on is the idea of a wrestlers' union.
Good idea. It'd have to be either VERY slowly worked in and supported by Vince McMahon and Dixie Carter but it could work. But it won't happen. Wrestlers are often times brought up as a 'flavor of the week' and when the promoter gets what they want they get rid of them and there's not a lot that can be done about it. If a group of top wrestlers decided to strike with their union and not go on TV, the companies would simply find new guys and make themselves new stars. Its sad but true: Wrestling does not have many loyalties be it in the promoters, the wrestlers or the fans.
In ending I'd like to say that I do not like a lot of what Vince McMahon and the WWE does from the standpoint of a human or a fan but that the bogus and phony 'journalists' are so fucking disgusting with their attempts to ruin lives just to get their names out there as 'the journalist to expose (insert a beloved establishment)' that they will twist things into obvious LIES. Its selfish and the exact opposite of what they're supposed to be doing and they know it but don't care. And we have no one to expose it to the masses because they control all of that exposure.
(Search Google for the comparison video of John Cena's response about steroids as CNN showed it and as it was actually said, by the way...)
So my message is to think these sorts of things through and not only would you see that most of these problems occur during the years before time spent with WWE but also that the media does NOT do its job and will mislead you for your time and money.
-=The Prynce
Former WWE wrestler and Harvard graduate Christopher Nowinski's group studying the effects in long-term of concussions (including those that are suffered without any knowledge of the injury occurring) in sports. I once saw a short documentary on his group (The Sports Legacy Institute) where it showed that they seem to focus largely on athletes with such injuries and their suicides and/or lives of depression.
I do not like or agree with a lot of the things that WWE Chairman Vince McMahon does and I admit that his love for unnaturally large physiques has something to do with steroid usage in wrestling.
That being said, I have to defend him.
The CNN piece can't decide if its blaming McMahon for Benoit's actions due to his brain injuries or possible steroid usage, switching from one to the next as it suits them.
They blame McMahon for the life-long drug use and head injuries that Benoit and many other wrestlers that have worked for him have incurred over the years.
People, that's a crock of shit.
Wrestlers see the WWE as the top. Its where people have commonly spent half of their lives trying to get. Once they commit themselves to a life of pro wrestling, though, there's very little looking back and it becomes how they feed their families and when you're not working for a million dollar company you have to work incredibly hard to get the money you need.
To make a name in the independent leagues, wrestlers often take extra risks with impressive but dangerous moves and by steroid, pain, and illegal drug usage.
Benoit came up on the independents in the US, Europe, Canada, Mexico and Japan all the while making a name for himself as a relentless though small kind of guy. His first exposure across the US came with his time spent in ECW and WCW where he was well known for his diving headbutt finisher which some think could have caused his brain trauma.
The exact same thing goes for his steroid use. I doubt highly that it started while he was in WWE. A little man in a big man's business has to even the playing ground in some way and he chose to do it in a negative and dangerous way.
My point is this: People come into the WWE with their addictions, bad habits and injuries already fully intact from their time in the independent circuits where there is pretty much 0% oversight.
Lots of 'knowledgeable' people may scoff at the WWE's policies saying that they're loose and have loopholes, but at least there is some sort of oversight there. At least these 100 or so wrestlers are being tested. The thousands outside of the company are not.
While on the topic of the 'major loophole' in the WWE's Wellness Policy, I'd like to state that steroids and HGH are legitimate medical treatments and some of these wrestlers really do need them to help them recover from injuries.
When I was ten years old I was hit by a car which lead to a injury with one of my back muscles that after failed physical rehabbing, they were forced to turn to a treatment of steroids in my back muscle. It was just a medical treatment that my actual medical doctor decided was the best method in which to help repair that muscle and the same thing occurs with professional athletes.
Now on to something that FEW people may agree with but being Libertarian, I can't let it go unsaid.
In a profession such as professional wrestling where there is no physical contest per se, why are we so concerned with the drugs they take to make themselves look better? They know the risks and they weigh the options before doing it so if they choose to do it, that's them, right?
In addition to that, its typically more of the pain killers that do the massive damage to these guys' bodies than the steroids.
Some of you may know that I recently began training as a professional wrestler. I can say here and now that my life and my family are far too important to me to risk my life by ever injecting myself with steroids. Its stupid and not worth the risk. But that is the choice that I am making about MY life and MY body.
Another topic that seems to go hand-in-hand with this one that I'd like to briefly state my opinion on is the idea of a wrestlers' union.
Good idea. It'd have to be either VERY slowly worked in and supported by Vince McMahon and Dixie Carter but it could work. But it won't happen. Wrestlers are often times brought up as a 'flavor of the week' and when the promoter gets what they want they get rid of them and there's not a lot that can be done about it. If a group of top wrestlers decided to strike with their union and not go on TV, the companies would simply find new guys and make themselves new stars. Its sad but true: Wrestling does not have many loyalties be it in the promoters, the wrestlers or the fans.
In ending I'd like to say that I do not like a lot of what Vince McMahon and the WWE does from the standpoint of a human or a fan but that the bogus and phony 'journalists' are so fucking disgusting with their attempts to ruin lives just to get their names out there as 'the journalist to expose (insert a beloved establishment)' that they will twist things into obvious LIES. Its selfish and the exact opposite of what they're supposed to be doing and they know it but don't care. And we have no one to expose it to the masses because they control all of that exposure.
(Search Google for the comparison video of John Cena's response about steroids as CNN showed it and as it was actually said, by the way...)
So my message is to think these sorts of things through and not only would you see that most of these problems occur during the years before time spent with WWE but also that the media does NOT do its job and will mislead you for your time and money.
-=The Prynce
Sunday, October 14, 2007
The Greatest S(ho)w(s) On Earth!
Alright so this post is really just going to be about concerts and shows I've recently been to.
The Kottonmouth Kings show was the shit... The surprise performance of the night was (hed) pe. I'd heard of them back a few years ago and didn't think too much of them... But seeing them live and with a newer line-up, they were shockingly incredible.
Tech N9ne was awesome also. He had a few other guys with him who were pretty good too but I'm still madly confused as to why Tech N9ne isn't known to every fucking person alive.
The Kottonmouth Kings show was the shit... The surprise performance of the night was (hed) pe. I'd heard of them back a few years ago and didn't think too much of them... But seeing them live and with a newer line-up, they were shockingly incredible.Tech N9ne was awesome also. He had a few other guys with him who were pretty good too but I'm still madly confused as to why Tech N9ne isn't known to every fucking person alive.
Kottonmouth Kings of course were the shit. I've heard that Saint Dog's gonna be touring with them later in the year... Would have been great to have been able to see one of those show.
Pakelika (seen here holding a giant bag of 'weed') was awesome as the KMK 'sidekick'. The fact that they did a Pakelika for President bit was tops.
The merchandise booth here was really cool. It took up one of the upstairs bars at HOB in Myrtle Beach and they have away free stickers and copies of the 'SubLife Magazine' with a box standing alone and away from anyone labeled something like "$$$TIPs$$$ Or Weed/Please?".
We missed the Subnoize Souljaz and Blaze Ya Dead Homie. Maybe they would have been great but for now, I have no regrets.
We missed the Subnoize Souljaz and Blaze Ya Dead Homie. Maybe they would have been great but for now, I have no regrets.
The show itself and the atmosphere was among the best I've ever seen.
About a week later I saw The Black Crowes in concert and it was the most expensive concert ticket I've ever bought. And on top of it, it was probably the most terrible show I've ever seen. There's no stage presence. Every song sounded the same.
The ONLY thing that didn't make me suck on my exhaust pipe after the show was that for their encore they did a decent cover of Dylan's "Forever Young". And I must say, the light show was alright, too. Unfortunately the music that was forced to be the backdrop was terrible and lazy.
Now I've heard complaints that they didn't do their most popular songs which typically wouldn't bother me. Typically the band would just be sick of playing them night after night and in addition, they'd have so many good songs that it wouldn't matter and you'd still enjoy it.
--No. They suck. The crowd was never addressed. They're clearly full of themselves and their bullshit pseudo-hippy personas. The music was crap. The singer (who will not be honored in a mention in name) just stood there and 'sang'. But most of all, they sucked.
Probably best of all, Rob and I saw ALICE COOPER who had the BEST stage show EVER! I swear to you its a fucking magic show with him belting songs out. And the band he had with him was INCREDIBLE.
Murder, resurrection, driving spikes through babies... It was non-stop greatness. And the music would have been incredible without the GODLY stage show. I honestly can't find words for how cool it was...
Seeing Rob at a concert was odd. That was the first thing everyone asked me... Not if the show was good or if Alice was executed... But how was it seeing Rob rock out at a concert? It didn't take long to get used to, I must say. He was even gonna have a beer but doesn't like drinking out of a can because he's a homosexual.
But yeah... That could have been the coolest show I've ever seen. I just wish I could find satisfactory words for it.
I took some video and pictures... I'll likely upload 'em soon so stay tuned.
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n terms of comedy, I got to go see Doug Stanhope (previously of the Man Show and Girls Gone Wild) and he was simply great. He was sporting a new 'balding man' haircut which was interesting. Carissa didn't seem to like him too much as she didn't know to expect him to be drunken and rambling. I think I should have let her hear more of his stuff first but... Oh well. Damned hind-sight.
n terms of comedy, I got to go see Doug Stanhope (previously of the Man Show and Girls Gone Wild) and he was simply great. He was sporting a new 'balding man' haircut which was interesting. Carissa didn't seem to like him too much as she didn't know to expect him to be drunken and rambling. I think I should have let her hear more of his stuff first but... Oh well. Damned hind-sight.Opening for Mister Stanhope was probably the most incredible thing ever... Going by the name, The Mattoid.
I don't know what to say about them/him. It was the oddest thing I've ever seen. He plays the guitar and sings. She plays a single drum and wiggles while looking like the hottest thing to ever exist while backing him up vocally.
Look them up and listen to them. You MAY be able to understand it by only hearing them but if you ever get to see them live (they're touring with Stanhope and perform regularly in Nashville) then go. You probably won't "get it" otherwise.
Speaking of weird... Emo Philips FINALLY came to Myrtle Beach! Not only was he as funny and strange as expected, but I got the chance to meet him!During the show, Carissa took out her camera phone and was going to take a picture of him and he offered to pose. Embarrassed, she ducked behind me and waited a few minutes before trying once more.
Emo told her to delete that one and put her phone away and promised to take one with her after the show at one point calling her a 'hot mama'.
After the show, we didn't see Emo as we spoke to one of the openers and as we turned to leave, he was RIGHT beside us! After the girl in front of us talked to him about being in the show 'Home Movies', he gladly took a picture with us and after that, told us to go with him to the lobby where the light was better for another one. The one above is the first 'cause I hate the way I look in the other one (not that the one above is anything of greatness).
We told him how much we loved him and I told him that I had been requesting him over and over again to which he replied "Oh so you just change your voice and keep calling?"
That being said, Emo is probably my favorite celebrity I've met so far. He was SO nice and personable. And he was so quick on his feet that it blew my mind. During the show and even after, no matter what someone said to him he had some sort of immediate response that cracked me up.
Also at a UWF wrestling show a few months ago I met many GREAT wrestlers which was a honor and a thrill for me. Among those that I met were:
- "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal
- Scott & Rick Steiner
- Robert Gibson
- LAX (Homicide and Hernandez)
- Team Macktion (TJ and Kirby Mack)
- Daffney
- "Too Hott" Scott Taylor
Meeting Jay Lethal was odd. He was so quite and humble... Yet among the most talented. We were lucky in getting to see him perform twice that night.
LAX was great, too. We spoke with them for a little while and they both were upset to find that they were expected to wrestle in the wet ring outside. They were both also really cool and nice. Carissa thought Hernandez was hot so she had to get a picture with him.
Meeting Team Macktion was also great. I've met them both before in Conway, SC when TJ as Dexter Poindexter wrestled Kirby as Krazy K. They're such incredible performers but Kirby unfortunately got a collapsed lung and a 'Border Toss' from Hernandez.
I wanted to but didn't get to meet AJ Styles, Petey Williams (though I did shake his hand on the way to the ring), Steve Corino, CW Anderson, and Elix Skipper. I nearly met Elix but they did the autograph sessions in 'waves' so I only met David Young. He tried to call Elix back over but he couldn't hear him at that point.
During one match, '2 Cool' member and Jerry Lawler's kid, "Too Sexy" Brian Christopher asked the guy at ringside for gum. He had none so I gave the guy my pack and he thanked me and handed a piece to Brian who later used it in a bit with Scott Steiner. So... My gum's on DVD. lol.
Alright so that's pretty much all I can come up with as far as shows I've been to lately. I feel I'm missing something so if I come up with anything I'll do another post... Bleh.
-=The Prynce
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Tuesdays Gone
Rob just mistook Lenny Kravitz for Bob Marley.
So the Kottonmouth Kings show was awesome. I'll post about that one at a later date.
Tonight I go see The Black Crowes. I'll likely post on both shows together at once on my next post.
My shit's getting busy. Its not supposed to be like this as the busy season winds down. The Kottonmouth Kings show was last Tuesday. This Tuesday is The Black Crowes. The next Tuesday is my mom's birthday. The Tuesday after that is Doug Stanhope in Charleston. Tuesdays shouldn't be so busy, man.
I posted before about Alice Cooper and I'm more and more jacked by the day on that shit. Rob and I still need to get tickets though. Bah!
My car's full of problems. I got an oil change and my tires rotated today and they noticed my serpentine belt was cracked and badly needed replacement. My fuel filter is in bad shape and needs replacing. And I need my transmission fluid replaced and the system flushed.
Estimate of all of this at the shop I took it to: about $390.
So... Yeah. If anyone knows a place to get it all done cheaper, be sure and let me know.
Gem was TRULY outrageous. Truly, truly, truly outrageous. Woo woo! Man I'm a fuckin' loser.Bob Evans restaurant is the fuckin' shit, dude! If there's one in your area, fuckin' eat there, f00.
Rescue Me = The BEST show on TV STILL!
Running low on shit to say.
Meow. Werd.
-=The Prynce
Friday, August 10, 2007
Like Scott Hall's Razor.
Quick Post...
I think I was getting hit on by a really cute chick that checked in last night. The problem with me is that I never know. It has to be written down and explained to me or I have no clue when someone's into me. Its inconvieniate.
I hope to go see Doug Stanhope in Charleston in a few weeks! Yeah!
I never commented on the Chris Benoit issue...
Its fucked up, okay? Do we agree? Now what I think is worse is WWE altering history to pretend that he never existed...
On one of their recent pay-per-views to air on WWE 24/7, his match was cut out and a mention of his opponent from the night in a poll was ommitted causing the total percentage to add up to like 87% as opposed to 100%. Its stupid.
He did a terrible thing and is nothing less than a dickhead for it. He's lucky to be dead as he doesn't deserve to be alive. But you can't let that negate every good thing he ever did.
Hell, even Hitler did good for Germany.
I shaved today.
I hate shaving.
There are multiple reasons for this. First off, its not a comfortable thing. Taking a razor to your face sucks.
Secondly, I feel it makes me feel too 'pretty'.
Not to come across as full of myself because I honestly don't find myself attractive, but when I'm clean shaven I get too many people calling me pretty, cute, etc. I don't like it.
My whole life people never found me attractive and I liked it. I like for people to like me based on me and not because they find me attractive. I feel it keeps people honest. Again, I don't think I'm attractive but you do find that rare retard who thinks I may be and I'd rather they think I'm homely looking. It brings better actual people to you that way.
I'm ranting now but my facial hair is really light in color so I don't have to shave too often. I can go for weeks and it just looks a bit shaggy. I love it. But that also makes shaving a half hour ordeal once I suck it up and finally do it.
So enough about razors.
I've gotta be jettin' now so... Fuckin' comment, f00z.
-=The Prynce
I think I was getting hit on by a really cute chick that checked in last night. The problem with me is that I never know. It has to be written down and explained to me or I have no clue when someone's into me. Its inconvieniate.
I hope to go see Doug Stanhope in Charleston in a few weeks! Yeah!
I never commented on the Chris Benoit issue...
Its fucked up, okay? Do we agree? Now what I think is worse is WWE altering history to pretend that he never existed...
On one of their recent pay-per-views to air on WWE 24/7, his match was cut out and a mention of his opponent from the night in a poll was ommitted causing the total percentage to add up to like 87% as opposed to 100%. Its stupid.
He did a terrible thing and is nothing less than a dickhead for it. He's lucky to be dead as he doesn't deserve to be alive. But you can't let that negate every good thing he ever did.
Hell, even Hitler did good for Germany.
I shaved today.
I hate shaving.
There are multiple reasons for this. First off, its not a comfortable thing. Taking a razor to your face sucks.
Secondly, I feel it makes me feel too 'pretty'.
Not to come across as full of myself because I honestly don't find myself attractive, but when I'm clean shaven I get too many people calling me pretty, cute, etc. I don't like it.
My whole life people never found me attractive and I liked it. I like for people to like me based on me and not because they find me attractive. I feel it keeps people honest. Again, I don't think I'm attractive but you do find that rare retard who thinks I may be and I'd rather they think I'm homely looking. It brings better actual people to you that way.
I'm ranting now but my facial hair is really light in color so I don't have to shave too often. I can go for weeks and it just looks a bit shaggy. I love it. But that also makes shaving a half hour ordeal once I suck it up and finally do it.
So enough about razors.
I've gotta be jettin' now so... Fuckin' comment, f00z.
-=The Prynce
Friday, August 03, 2007
Dump Duh Dun Da (My Version of the Cosby Show Theme)
Alice Cooper is coming to the House of Blues in Myrtle Beach. I'm jacked.
I thought I was gonna have to heavily convince someone to go with me by telling them he was Marilyn Manson 25 years before Marilyn Manson... Its true, but I don't know that it would really be what they expected.
I'd told my friend Carissa about it (she'll be out of town during that time) and somehow it was then transferred to Rob who is shockingly enough, not only willing to go but actually WANTING to go.
Anywho, I hope I can make that show so... Ja. It'd be cool.
I think my car's battery is dying. If I listen to a song with any bass or exceptionally loud parts, my panel lights fade. Bah.
A friend of mine is having sort of a difficult time emotionally lately. Any positive vibes that can be spared, hurl 'em at us, alright?
That bridge shit is crazy.
Myrtle Beach is over-run with hot Europeans/Russians on bicycles. Its somewhat maddening. And they all seem to be attracted to mad ugly American guys.
It just kind of pisses me off because I'm plenty ugly. The only thing is I have good oral hygiene. All the girls do, too... But these American goobers they go for are lucky to have 8 in their head. And those are rarely a natural color.
My son Rian has silver caps on his two front teeth now. Adorable as he is, it looks trashy. I have no idea why his mom thought it was a good idea. He also had to get a filling towards the front of his mouth. He got to choose the color and chose blue... It looks like he's been eating candy or something. Its a bit goofy and I don't mind so much but those fucking silver teeth... UGH! Luckily, he may start losing teeth in about two years. My parents are gonna look at me in such a way that it burns a hole in his mother when they see those tacky things... Honestly. You'd think it was 1989.
The 24 ounce Monster energy drink is tits. Two of 'em a night with Vault in between have managed to keep me up at work.
Rescue Me is still such a great show. I bought season 1 on DVD and now Carissa's diggin' it too. You've just got to watch it...
Eh, so I'm running low on time and can't post about the wrestling show and the people I met so if I decide to post again soon (and I really will try) then you can see about that then.
Werd.
-=The Prynce
I thought I was gonna have to heavily convince someone to go with me by telling them he was Marilyn Manson 25 years before Marilyn Manson... Its true, but I don't know that it would really be what they expected.
I'd told my friend Carissa about it (she'll be out of town during that time) and somehow it was then transferred to Rob who is shockingly enough, not only willing to go but actually WANTING to go.
Anywho, I hope I can make that show so... Ja. It'd be cool.
I think my car's battery is dying. If I listen to a song with any bass or exceptionally loud parts, my panel lights fade. Bah.
A friend of mine is having sort of a difficult time emotionally lately. Any positive vibes that can be spared, hurl 'em at us, alright?
That bridge shit is crazy.
Myrtle Beach is over-run with hot Europeans/Russians on bicycles. Its somewhat maddening. And they all seem to be attracted to mad ugly American guys.
It just kind of pisses me off because I'm plenty ugly. The only thing is I have good oral hygiene. All the girls do, too... But these American goobers they go for are lucky to have 8 in their head. And those are rarely a natural color.
My son Rian has silver caps on his two front teeth now. Adorable as he is, it looks trashy. I have no idea why his mom thought it was a good idea. He also had to get a filling towards the front of his mouth. He got to choose the color and chose blue... It looks like he's been eating candy or something. Its a bit goofy and I don't mind so much but those fucking silver teeth... UGH! Luckily, he may start losing teeth in about two years. My parents are gonna look at me in such a way that it burns a hole in his mother when they see those tacky things... Honestly. You'd think it was 1989.
The 24 ounce Monster energy drink is tits. Two of 'em a night with Vault in between have managed to keep me up at work.
Rescue Me is still such a great show. I bought season 1 on DVD and now Carissa's diggin' it too. You've just got to watch it...
Eh, so I'm running low on time and can't post about the wrestling show and the people I met so if I decide to post again soon (and I really will try) then you can see about that then.
Werd.
-=The Prynce
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Special! $2.99!
Rob uses his hands for disgusting things when he has no options.
Alright so maybe that's non-wrestling kayfabe but you can always go fuck yourself.
Also it just hit me that its virtually impossible to get just what we were going for there...
I met Gallagher and Bridget the Midget recently.
Bridget freaked me out a bit because she was kinda hot... And she's a midget. She had a really nice body, the only thing was that SHE'S A MIDGET!
Anyway, she sat on my lap for a picture which was cool. She crawled across the table to take a shot with Darrell and Scott nearly cried. His eyes were HUGE as he slowly pulled back his cup.
She was cool though. We talked to her as we were leaving (she was hanging out outside). She read my shirt that says something along the lines of "Join the Marines. Travel to strange and exotic lands. Meet unique and interesting people... ...And Kill Them."
I think she over-looked the 'Join the Marines' part and she told me about her friend who was in prison for murder. She said he was a little person also. I'm like... Okay... I think she said it was because they spilled his drink or something... I don't know... We were walking away at that point.
Interesting note is that there was a hearse behind that strip club... Not sure how I feel about that one.
Gallagher was mad funny, though. I've been a huge fan for ages now.
There were no real personal moments with him really. He was nice to everyone but you could tell he was hardened to it all and would like to be taken seriously on some of his ideas (and they're good ideas, really!).
It was still tits though.
I had only heard about 3-4 of the bits he did that night before. And he worked the place for over 2 hours. Its really impressive. And he's getting away from props which was good. I'm probably one of very few people there who was Okay with the lack of Sledge-O-Matic.
I just saw another set of comedians at the same place (Comedy Cabana) this past Saturday. The headliner was 'Spanky' who may have been funnier than Gallagher. I honestly laughed until my throat hurt (which I did not know was possible).
We got cable Monday. Ha!
My car doors are fucked up. Its apparently a problem with that model of car... I can't open the doors from the outside. I ghetto-rigged an electric cord around the door handle and now its popping out of the back of the door. Its in such a way that I can still pull it which pulls the handle, opening the door. Luckily, my doors do not open from the inside if the doors are locked so its not TOO insecure.
Its fun.
I found some cool shit on Google that allows you to control and view security cameras from around the world (Italy, France, Japan, US, etc.) and its greatness...
If you want to know about it then ask. I'll likely post the method sometime regardless. But if you can't wait, ask.
Rob and I came up for an awesome movie last night. We hope to film it this weekend and to get it online within the month. Its tentatively called 'Penny Kid' but that'll likely change soon.
I want chicken. I want liver. Meow Mix-- Meow Mix, Please deliver.
Biatches.
-=The Prynce
Alright so maybe that's non-wrestling kayfabe but you can always go fuck yourself.
Also it just hit me that its virtually impossible to get just what we were going for there...
I met Gallagher and Bridget the Midget recently.
Bridget freaked me out a bit because she was kinda hot... And she's a midget. She had a really nice body, the only thing was that SHE'S A MIDGET!
Anyway, she sat on my lap for a picture which was cool. She crawled across the table to take a shot with Darrell and Scott nearly cried. His eyes were HUGE as he slowly pulled back his cup.
She was cool though. We talked to her as we were leaving (she was hanging out outside). She read my shirt that says something along the lines of "Join the Marines. Travel to strange and exotic lands. Meet unique and interesting people... ...And Kill Them."
I think she over-looked the 'Join the Marines' part and she told me about her friend who was in prison for murder. She said he was a little person also. I'm like... Okay... I think she said it was because they spilled his drink or something... I don't know... We were walking away at that point.
Interesting note is that there was a hearse behind that strip club... Not sure how I feel about that one.
Gallagher was mad funny, though. I've been a huge fan for ages now.
There were no real personal moments with him really. He was nice to everyone but you could tell he was hardened to it all and would like to be taken seriously on some of his ideas (and they're good ideas, really!).It was still tits though.
I had only heard about 3-4 of the bits he did that night before. And he worked the place for over 2 hours. Its really impressive. And he's getting away from props which was good. I'm probably one of very few people there who was Okay with the lack of Sledge-O-Matic.
I just saw another set of comedians at the same place (Comedy Cabana) this past Saturday. The headliner was 'Spanky' who may have been funnier than Gallagher. I honestly laughed until my throat hurt (which I did not know was possible).
We got cable Monday. Ha!
My car doors are fucked up. Its apparently a problem with that model of car... I can't open the doors from the outside. I ghetto-rigged an electric cord around the door handle and now its popping out of the back of the door. Its in such a way that I can still pull it which pulls the handle, opening the door. Luckily, my doors do not open from the inside if the doors are locked so its not TOO insecure.
Its fun.
I found some cool shit on Google that allows you to control and view security cameras from around the world (Italy, France, Japan, US, etc.) and its greatness...
If you want to know about it then ask. I'll likely post the method sometime regardless. But if you can't wait, ask.
Rob and I came up for an awesome movie last night. We hope to film it this weekend and to get it online within the month. Its tentatively called 'Penny Kid' but that'll likely change soon.
I want chicken. I want liver. Meow Mix-- Meow Mix, Please deliver.
Biatches.
-=The Prynce
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
"I ain't takin' no piece of bologna to no steak house"
I recently had to move. It was a bit sudden and pissed me off a bit but in the end, I'm just like 'what-ever'.
So now I'm living with Carissa, Mallory, Sam and Sam's mother. I have to say its a MUCH better arrangement. Its a temporary thing until I can afford a deposit on a new apartment. It shouldn't take too long I hope.
But, yeah. Its not a terrible arrangement. Due to my work schedule, I'm there alone most of the time and my sleep is uninterupted.
We don't have cable which sucks. But I AM able to syphon off a neighbor's WiFi so... That's a positive.
I went jet-skiing on the waterway with Darrell and Carissa a few weeks back. We got to go for free due to an arrangement we made with the guy. It was GREAT! I'll post a link and more information on them in another post (or perhaps an update to this post) so... yeah. Get up with those people.
UFW is having a wrestling show later this month in Myrtle Beach at the NASCAR Grille. (http://www.uwfusa.com/072007.asp) Looks like we're gonna be paying $50 for ringside seats and a chance to meet the wrestlers beforehand. I've met some of them before but the main reason I'm up for paying that much is due to LAX with Konnan being scheduled to appear... Those guys are awesome.
There are others that may be there that will be great to meet but... Konnan is my main target. I've always thought he was among the best on a mic and in the ring. And now it looks like his US career is running down...
I got to work tonight to relieve Rob. He drew my attention to the floor at which point I realized it was littered with icky white stuff. Turns out that the floor was covered in his peeling skin. He recently got sunburn and when it heals (for those of you who don't know), it typically peels.
As gross as it was, it honestly made me think of GoldMember. Bet he ate half of it...
The title of this post was inspired by a guest who checked in last night. This morning he was telling me about his ex-wife trying to rip him off for a disability settlement he won. Then he said she asked if she could come with him down here from Virginia and he said he told her, "I ain't takin' no piece of bologna to no steak house" which she didn't understand... If you don't get it I will not explain but... It is a priceless statement. Ha!
Anywho, gotta jet. More coming soon. I promise.
-=The Prynce
So now I'm living with Carissa, Mallory, Sam and Sam's mother. I have to say its a MUCH better arrangement. Its a temporary thing until I can afford a deposit on a new apartment. It shouldn't take too long I hope.
But, yeah. Its not a terrible arrangement. Due to my work schedule, I'm there alone most of the time and my sleep is uninterupted.
We don't have cable which sucks. But I AM able to syphon off a neighbor's WiFi so... That's a positive.
I went jet-skiing on the waterway with Darrell and Carissa a few weeks back. We got to go for free due to an arrangement we made with the guy. It was GREAT! I'll post a link and more information on them in another post (or perhaps an update to this post) so... yeah. Get up with those people.
UFW is having a wrestling show later this month in Myrtle Beach at the NASCAR Grille. (http://www.uwfusa.com/072007.asp) Looks like we're gonna be paying $50 for ringside seats and a chance to meet the wrestlers beforehand. I've met some of them before but the main reason I'm up for paying that much is due to LAX with Konnan being scheduled to appear... Those guys are awesome.
There are others that may be there that will be great to meet but... Konnan is my main target. I've always thought he was among the best on a mic and in the ring. And now it looks like his US career is running down...
I got to work tonight to relieve Rob. He drew my attention to the floor at which point I realized it was littered with icky white stuff. Turns out that the floor was covered in his peeling skin. He recently got sunburn and when it heals (for those of you who don't know), it typically peels.
As gross as it was, it honestly made me think of GoldMember. Bet he ate half of it...
The title of this post was inspired by a guest who checked in last night. This morning he was telling me about his ex-wife trying to rip him off for a disability settlement he won. Then he said she asked if she could come with him down here from Virginia and he said he told her, "I ain't takin' no piece of bologna to no steak house" which she didn't understand... If you don't get it I will not explain but... It is a priceless statement. Ha!
Anywho, gotta jet. More coming soon. I promise.
-=The Prynce
Monday, June 04, 2007
The Axe Murderer
I've got a lot of stuff I want to post about but I'll get to that another time.
Right now I want to just talk about the UFC fight last week between Quinton "Rampage" Jackson and "Iceman" Chuck Liddell.
I didn't get to see the fight due to the retarded traffic situation in Myrtle Beach (that's a whole other post though) and I'm kind of glad. I have no clue who I would have pulled for, really.
I've always liked Chuck Liddell and I always thought he was probably the top fighter in the UFC. I mean, there are few people he has fought in which I didn't pull for him.
"Rampage" Jackson is another thing entirely. I've never been a big fan but I've never denied that he may be one of the best three fighters in the world.
Jackson beat Liddell a few years ago due to Liddell's corner stopping the fight due to the punishment he was taking and I honestly did believe that this was the time for it to happen again.
The only thing, of course, is that I prefer Liddell as a fighter over Jackson.
But alas, Liddell now has 4 losses in MMA and this is the only one he's not been able to avenge.
Jackson just may be too much for anyone in the Light-Heavyweight division of UFC...
My actual favorite fighter in the UFC has been beaten only five times in MMA and may not be in the top three fighters in UFC, but he's in the top five for sure. That would be "The Pit Bull" Andrei Arlovski. I don't know how to explain why I like him. You'd just have to see him, really. But he's just got a style all to himself. Its really great.
He's a former Heavyweight champion in UFC after making Tim Sylvia tap in under a minute. He lost two rematches... The first he lost after Sylvia hit him with an ILLEGAL punch to the throat. It wasn't seen by the referee and was counted as a TKO.
In the second, he lost when it went the distance and then to the cards.
But hey... He's a knock-out fighter. His matches should not even go the distance of I think his odds of losing are much higher. And I must say he seems a bit too cautious in his last few fights. (Not to mention Sylvia tested positive for steroids in one of his fights prior to this one.)
But he's young. He's only like 28.
My favorite fighter all together right now though is "The Axe Murderer" Wanderlei Silva.
His last two fights were a loss for him but it doesn't matter. He's still fucking incredible.
And yeah, he's lost to that cock sucker Tito Ortiz but... So? He's beat Guy Mezger back in 2000 when he was amazingly good and he's beat Quinton "Rampage" Jackson twice.
But that's about all for my MMA post so... Yeah. Rejoice.
Just remember that Wanderlei Silva is Jesus and Jesus is Wanderlei Silva...
-=The Prynce
Right now I want to just talk about the UFC fight last week between Quinton "Rampage" Jackson and "Iceman" Chuck Liddell.
I didn't get to see the fight due to the retarded traffic situation in Myrtle Beach (that's a whole other post though) and I'm kind of glad. I have no clue who I would have pulled for, really.
I've always liked Chuck Liddell and I always thought he was probably the top fighter in the UFC. I mean, there are few people he has fought in which I didn't pull for him.
"Rampage" Jackson is another thing entirely. I've never been a big fan but I've never denied that he may be one of the best three fighters in the world.
Jackson beat Liddell a few years ago due to Liddell's corner stopping the fight due to the punishment he was taking and I honestly did believe that this was the time for it to happen again.
The only thing, of course, is that I prefer Liddell as a fighter over Jackson.
But alas, Liddell now has 4 losses in MMA and this is the only one he's not been able to avenge.
Jackson just may be too much for anyone in the Light-Heavyweight division of UFC...
My actual favorite fighter in the UFC has been beaten only five times in MMA and may not be in the top three fighters in UFC, but he's in the top five for sure. That would be "The Pit Bull" Andrei Arlovski. I don't know how to explain why I like him. You'd just have to see him, really. But he's just got a style all to himself. Its really great.
He's a former Heavyweight champion in UFC after making Tim Sylvia tap in under a minute. He lost two rematches... The first he lost after Sylvia hit him with an ILLEGAL punch to the throat. It wasn't seen by the referee and was counted as a TKO.
In the second, he lost when it went the distance and then to the cards.
But hey... He's a knock-out fighter. His matches should not even go the distance of I think his odds of losing are much higher. And I must say he seems a bit too cautious in his last few fights. (Not to mention Sylvia tested positive for steroids in one of his fights prior to this one.)
But he's young. He's only like 28.
My favorite fighter all together right now though is "The Axe Murderer" Wanderlei Silva.
His last two fights were a loss for him but it doesn't matter. He's still fucking incredible.
And yeah, he's lost to that cock sucker Tito Ortiz but... So? He's beat Guy Mezger back in 2000 when he was amazingly good and he's beat Quinton "Rampage" Jackson twice.
But that's about all for my MMA post so... Yeah. Rejoice.
Just remember that Wanderlei Silva is Jesus and Jesus is Wanderlei Silva...
-=The Prynce
Thursday, May 31, 2007
'Strange Noize', Motherfucker!
I had another blog half written and shit but decided I'd post it later. Besides, I've got fresh shit to talk about, f00z!
First off and most recent, I'm going to see the Kottonmouth Kings in August!
They're going to be at the House of Blues in Myrtle Beach on the 14th of August and I'm fuckin' pumped.
If you've yet to hear these guys then you must. And if you live in the Myrtle Beach area, what better way to get a band than to see them live? And tickets are mad cheap.
If you like the Insane Clown Posse, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Humble Gods, or any of the sort then you'll love 'em. Or if you're fond of marijuana... They certainly are.
Anywho, the show's going to be Kottonmouth Kings, Tech N9ne, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Hed P.E., and Sub Noize Souljaz. Check it out. Seriously.
Its really odd that I'd find out about that, though. I was just telling Carissa a day before I found out about KMK and she was liking 'em. Then she stops by for a bit and as she's leaving, I get an email saying they're coming to Myrtle Beach. I nearly shat.
At any rate, a week after that show I'll be attending a concert by The Black Crowes also at House of Blues. Its the most I've EVER paid for a concert ticket so it'd better be a totally tits show... Seriously.
I could buy two tickets for KMK and a few beers at the show for about the same as the Black Crowes ticket...
I really and truly believe that The Drew Carey Show is one of the funniest shows to ever run.
That's about all for now, really. I foresee a post coming up about Memorial Bike Weekend, Bridget the Midget, and Mixed Martial Arts (the previously mentioned but unfinished post).
Check back, f00z.
-=The Prynce
First off and most recent, I'm going to see the Kottonmouth Kings in August!
They're going to be at the House of Blues in Myrtle Beach on the 14th of August and I'm fuckin' pumped.
If you've yet to hear these guys then you must. And if you live in the Myrtle Beach area, what better way to get a band than to see them live? And tickets are mad cheap.
If you like the Insane Clown Posse, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Humble Gods, or any of the sort then you'll love 'em. Or if you're fond of marijuana... They certainly are.
Anywho, the show's going to be Kottonmouth Kings, Tech N9ne, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Hed P.E., and Sub Noize Souljaz. Check it out. Seriously.
Its really odd that I'd find out about that, though. I was just telling Carissa a day before I found out about KMK and she was liking 'em. Then she stops by for a bit and as she's leaving, I get an email saying they're coming to Myrtle Beach. I nearly shat.
At any rate, a week after that show I'll be attending a concert by The Black Crowes also at House of Blues. Its the most I've EVER paid for a concert ticket so it'd better be a totally tits show... Seriously.
I could buy two tickets for KMK and a few beers at the show for about the same as the Black Crowes ticket...
I really and truly believe that The Drew Carey Show is one of the funniest shows to ever run.
That's about all for now, really. I foresee a post coming up about Memorial Bike Weekend, Bridget the Midget, and Mixed Martial Arts (the previously mentioned but unfinished post).
Check back, f00z.
-=The Prynce
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