Tuesdays Gone

Rob just mistook Lenny Kravitz for Bob Marley.

So the Kottonmouth Kings show was awesome. I'll post about that one at a later date.
Tonight I go see The Black Crowes. I'll likely post on both shows together at once on my next post.

My shit's getting busy. Its not supposed to be like this as the busy season winds down. The Kottonmouth Kings show was last Tuesday. This Tuesday is The Black Crowes. The next Tuesday is my mom's birthday. The Tuesday after that is Doug Stanhope in Charleston. Tuesdays shouldn't be so busy, man.
I posted before about Alice Cooper and I'm more and more jacked by the day on that shit. Rob and I still need to get tickets though. Bah!

My car's full of problems. I got an oil change and my tires rotated today and they noticed my serpentine belt was cracked and badly needed replacement. My fuel filter is in bad shape and needs replacing. And I need my transmission fluid replaced and the system flushed.
Estimate of all of this at the shop I took it to: about $390.
So... Yeah. If anyone knows a place to get it all done cheaper, be sure and let me know.Gem was TRULY outrageous. Truly, truly, truly outrageous. Woo woo! Man I'm a fuckin' loser.

Bob Evans restaurant is the fuckin' shit, dude! If there's one in your area, fuckin' eat there, f00.

Rescue Me = The BEST show on TV STILL!

Running low on shit to say.

Meow. Werd.

-=The Prynce

Like Scott Hall's Razor.

Quick Post...

I think I was getting hit on by a really cute chick that checked in last night. The problem with me is that I never know. It has to be written down and explained to me or I have no clue when someone's into me. Its inconvieniate.

I hope to go see Doug Stanhope in Charleston in a few weeks! Yeah!

I never commented on the Chris Benoit issue...
Its fucked up, okay? Do we agree? Now what I think is worse is WWE altering history to pretend that he never existed...
On one of their recent pay-per-views to air on WWE 24/7, his match was cut out and a mention of his opponent from the night in a poll was ommitted causing the total percentage to add up to like 87% as opposed to 100%. Its stupid.
He did a terrible thing and is nothing less than a dickhead for it. He's lucky to be dead as he doesn't deserve to be alive. But you can't let that negate every good thing he ever did.
Hell, even Hitler did good for Germany.

I shaved today.
I hate shaving.
There are multiple reasons for this. First off, its not a comfortable thing. Taking a razor to your face sucks.
Secondly, I feel it makes me feel too 'pretty'.
Not to come across as full of myself because I honestly don't find myself attractive, but when I'm clean shaven I get too many people calling me pretty, cute, etc. I don't like it.
My whole life people never found me attractive and I liked it. I like for people to like me based on me and not because they find me attractive. I feel it keeps people honest. Again, I don't think I'm attractive but you do find that rare retard who thinks I may be and I'd rather they think I'm homely looking. It brings better actual people to you that way.
I'm ranting now but my facial hair is really light in color so I don't have to shave too often. I can go for weeks and it just looks a bit shaggy. I love it. But that also makes shaving a half hour ordeal once I suck it up and finally do it.

So enough about razors.

I've gotta be jettin' now so... Fuckin' comment, f00z.

-=The Prynce

Dump Duh Dun Da (My Version of the Cosby Show Theme)

Alice Cooper is coming to the House of Blues in Myrtle Beach. I'm jacked.
I thought I was gonna have to heavily convince someone to go with me by telling them he was Marilyn Manson 25 years before Marilyn Manson... Its true, but I don't know that it would really be what they expected.
I'd told my friend Carissa about it (she'll be out of town during that time) and somehow it was then transferred to Rob who is shockingly enough, not only willing to go but actually WANTING to go.

Anywho, I hope I can make that show so... Ja. It'd be cool.

I think my car's battery is dying. If I listen to a song with any bass or exceptionally loud parts, my panel lights fade. Bah.

A friend of mine is having sort of a difficult time emotionally lately. Any positive vibes that can be spared, hurl 'em at us, alright?

That bridge shit is crazy.

Myrtle Beach is over-run with hot Europeans/Russians on bicycles. Its somewhat maddening. And they all seem to be attracted to mad ugly American guys.
It just kind of pisses me off because I'm plenty ugly. The only thing is I have good oral hygiene. All the girls do, too... But these American goobers they go for are lucky to have 8 in their head. And those are rarely a natural color.

My son Rian has silver caps on his two front teeth now. Adorable as he is, it looks trashy. I have no idea why his mom thought it was a good idea. He also had to get a filling towards the front of his mouth. He got to choose the color and chose blue... It looks like he's been eating candy or something. Its a bit goofy and I don't mind so much but those fucking silver teeth... UGH! Luckily, he may start losing teeth in about two years. My parents are gonna look at me in such a way that it burns a hole in his mother when they see those tacky things... Honestly. You'd think it was 1989.

The 24 ounce Monster energy drink is tits. Two of 'em a night with Vault in between have managed to keep me up at work.

Rescue Me is still such a great show. I bought season 1 on DVD and now Carissa's diggin' it too. You've just got to watch it...

Eh, so I'm running low on time and can't post about the wrestling show and the people I met so if I decide to post again soon (and I really will try) then you can see about that then.

Werd.

-=The Prynce

Special! $2.99!

Rob uses his hands for disgusting things when he has no options.

Alright so maybe that's non-wrestling kayfabe but you can always go fuck yourself.
Also it just hit me that its virtually impossible to get just what we were going for there...

I met Gallagher and Bridget the Midget recently.

Bridget freaked me out a bit because she was kinda hot... And she's a midget. She had a really nice body, the only thing was that SHE'S A MIDGET!
Anyway, she sat on my lap for a picture which was cool. She crawled across the table to take a shot with Darrell and Scott nearly cried. His eyes were HUGE as he slowly pulled back his cup.
She was cool though. We talked to her as we were leaving (she was hanging out outside). She read my shirt that says something along the lines of "Join the Marines. Travel to strange and exotic lands. Meet unique and interesting people... ...And Kill Them."
I think she over-looked the 'Join the Marines' part and she told me about her friend who was in prison for murder. She said he was a little person also. I'm like... Okay... I think she said it was because they spilled his drink or something... I don't know... We were walking away at that point.
Interesting note is that there was a hearse behind that strip club... Not sure how I feel about that one.

Gallagher was mad funny, though. I've been a huge fan for ages now.
There were no real personal moments with him really. He was nice to everyone but you could tell he was hardened to it all and would like to be taken seriously on some of his ideas (and they're good ideas, really!).
It was still tits though.
I had only heard about 3-4 of the bits he did that night before. And he worked the place for over 2 hours. Its really impressive. And he's getting away from props which was good. I'm probably one of very few people there who was Okay with the lack of Sledge-O-Matic.

I just saw another set of comedians at the same place (Comedy Cabana) this past Saturday. The headliner was 'Spanky' who may have been funnier than Gallagher. I honestly laughed until my throat hurt (which I did not know was possible).

We got cable Monday. Ha!

My car doors are fucked up. Its apparently a problem with that model of car... I can't open the doors from the outside. I ghetto-rigged an electric cord around the door handle and now its popping out of the back of the door. Its in such a way that I can still pull it which pulls the handle, opening the door. Luckily, my doors do not open from the inside if the doors are locked so its not TOO insecure.
Its fun.

I found some cool shit on Google that allows you to control and view security cameras from around the world (Italy, France, Japan, US, etc.) and its greatness...
If you want to know about it then ask. I'll likely post the method sometime regardless. But if you can't wait, ask.

Rob and I came up for an awesome movie last night. We hope to film it this weekend and to get it online within the month. Its tentatively called 'Penny Kid' but that'll likely change soon.

I want chicken. I want liver. Meow Mix-- Meow Mix, Please deliver.

Biatches.

-=The Prynce

"I ain't takin' no piece of bologna to no steak house"

I recently had to move. It was a bit sudden and pissed me off a bit but in the end, I'm just like 'what-ever'.
So now I'm living with Carissa, Mallory, Sam and Sam's mother. I have to say its a MUCH better arrangement. Its a temporary thing until I can afford a deposit on a new apartment. It shouldn't take too long I hope.
But, yeah. Its not a terrible arrangement. Due to my work schedule, I'm there alone most of the time and my sleep is uninterupted.
We don't have cable which sucks. But I AM able to syphon off a neighbor's WiFi so... That's a positive.

I went jet-skiing on the waterway with Darrell and Carissa a few weeks back. We got to go for free due to an arrangement we made with the guy. It was GREAT! I'll post a link and more information on them in another post (or perhaps an update to this post) so... yeah. Get up with those people.

UFW is having a wrestling show later this month in Myrtle Beach at the NASCAR Grille. (http://www.uwfusa.com/072007.asp) Looks like we're gonna be paying $50 for ringside seats and a chance to meet the wrestlers beforehand. I've met some of them before but the main reason I'm up for paying that much is due to LAX with Konnan being scheduled to appear... Those guys are awesome.
There are others that may be there that will be great to meet but... Konnan is my main target. I've always thought he was among the best on a mic and in the ring. And now it looks like his US career is running down...

I got to work tonight to relieve Rob. He drew my attention to the floor at which point I realized it was littered with icky white stuff. Turns out that the floor was covered in his peeling skin. He recently got sunburn and when it heals (for those of you who don't know), it typically peels.
As gross as it was, it honestly made me think of GoldMember. Bet he ate half of it...

The title of this post was inspired by a guest who checked in last night. This morning he was telling me about his ex-wife trying to rip him off for a disability settlement he won. Then he said she asked if she could come with him down here from Virginia and he said he told her, "I ain't takin' no piece of bologna to no steak house" which she didn't understand... If you don't get it I will not explain but... It is a priceless statement. Ha!

Anywho, gotta jet. More coming soon. I promise.

-=The Prynce

The Axe Murderer

I've got a lot of stuff I want to post about but I'll get to that another time.

Right now I want to just talk about the UFC fight last week between Quinton "Rampage" Jackson and "Iceman" Chuck Liddell.

I didn't get to see the fight due to the retarded traffic situation in Myrtle Beach (that's a whole other post though) and I'm kind of glad. I have no clue who I would have pulled for, really.

I've always liked Chuck Liddell and I always thought he was probably the top fighter in the UFC. I mean, there are few people he has fought in which I didn't pull for him.

"Rampage" Jackson is another thing entirely. I've never been a big fan but I've never denied that he may be one of the best three fighters in the world.

Jackson beat Liddell a few years ago due to Liddell's corner stopping the fight due to the punishment he was taking and I honestly did believe that this was the time for it to happen again.
The only thing, of course, is that I prefer Liddell as a fighter over Jackson.

But alas, Liddell now has 4 losses in MMA and this is the only one he's not been able to avenge.
Jackson just may be too much for anyone in the Light-Heavyweight division of UFC...

My actual favorite fighter in the UFC has been beaten only five times in MMA and may not be in the top three fighters in UFC, but he's in the top five for sure. That would be "The Pit Bull" Andrei Arlovski. I don't know how to explain why I like him. You'd just have to see him, really. But he's just got a style all to himself. Its really great.

He's a former Heavyweight champion in UFC after making Tim Sylvia tap in under a minute. He lost two rematches... The first he lost after Sylvia hit him with an ILLEGAL punch to the throat. It wasn't seen by the referee and was counted as a TKO.
In the second, he lost when it went the distance and then to the cards.
But hey... He's a knock-out fighter. His matches should not even go the distance of I think his odds of losing are much higher. And I must say he seems a bit too cautious in his last few fights. (Not to mention Sylvia tested positive for steroids in one of his fights prior to this one.)

But he's young. He's only like 28.

My favorite fighter all together right now though is "The Axe Murderer" Wanderlei Silva.
His last two fights were a loss for him but it doesn't matter. He's still fucking incredible.
And yeah, he's lost to that cock sucker Tito Ortiz but... So? He's beat Guy Mezger back in 2000 when he was amazingly good and he's beat Quinton "Rampage" Jackson twice.

But that's about all for my MMA post so... Yeah. Rejoice.

Just remember that Wanderlei Silva is Jesus and Jesus is Wanderlei Silva...

-=The Prynce

'Strange Noize', Motherfucker!

I had another blog half written and shit but decided I'd post it later. Besides, I've got fresh shit to talk about, f00z!

First off and most recent, I'm going to see the Kottonmouth Kings in August!
They're going to be at the House of Blues in Myrtle Beach on the 14th of August and I'm fuckin' pumped.
If you've yet to hear these guys then you must. And if you live in the Myrtle Beach area, what better way to get a band than to see them live? And tickets are mad cheap.
If you like the Insane Clown Posse, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Humble Gods, or any of the sort then you'll love 'em. Or if you're fond of marijuana... They certainly are.

Anywho, the show's going to be Kottonmouth Kings, Tech N9ne, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Hed P.E., and Sub Noize Souljaz. Check it out. Seriously.

Its really odd that I'd find out about that, though. I was just telling Carissa a day before I found out about KMK and she was liking 'em. Then she stops by for a bit and as she's leaving, I get an email saying they're coming to Myrtle Beach. I nearly shat.

At any rate, a week after that show I'll be attending a concert by The Black Crowes also at House of Blues. Its the most I've EVER paid for a concert ticket so it'd better be a totally tits show... Seriously.
I could buy two tickets for KMK and a few beers at the show for about the same as the Black Crowes ticket...

I really and truly believe that The Drew Carey Show is one of the funniest shows to ever run.

That's about all for now, really. I foresee a post coming up about Memorial Bike Weekend, Bridget the Midget, and Mixed Martial Arts (the previously mentioned but unfinished post).

Check back, f00z.

-=The Prynce

Lady M Sings the Blues

I'm going to start with mentioning a nice young lass that I really think the world of. I haven't seen her in what seems to be nearly forever, but she's a great person and we recently had a conversation that I found pretty insightful. I kinda understand her a bit more.
Anywho, I'm talking about my great friend Marcie. Some of you know her or know of her and some of you don't. Its no matter, really.

Yeah so the other day I went to Legends in Concert and I have to say it was fuckin' cool. They had Bobby Darin, Johnny Cash, The Blues Brothers, Tina Turner and Elvis. The last two weren't really impressive but the first three were excellent.

The Blues Brothers were fuckin' awesome. And the highlight of the night was Darrell and I getting a picture with them after the show after buying sunglasses and hats from the gift shop. 'Twas awesome.
I even got a giggle out of 'Elwood' when I noted that my shades actually looked a lot more like Roy Orbison's shades than the Blues Brothers.

Why the hell do people wear turtlenecks?

It is now the Spring Harley-Davidson Rally here in Myrtle Beach and though it has only just started, I'm already sick of it. It fucking caused me to waste an hour earlier in the day due to a parade that apparently no one knew about on Ocean Blvd... FUCK!
And apparently Farrow Parkway AKA the local secret to avoiding much traffic this time of year is now being openly being spread as a route bikers should be taking and congesting... Its my only route to work and now it'll be backed up.

Also, the national deficit is nearly 9 trillion dollars... and Rob is angry. Just see his latest blog post.

I recently saw my friend Mallory for the first time in forever! It was great to see her although she wasn't happy as I'm so used to her being. That sorta sucked... =(

Anywho, I'm a busy bitch so I'm outta this motha. I'll try to get back to my more entertaining post style from my previous years as opposed to my more matter-of-fact method as of late.

Be cool, bitches!

-=The Prynce

Why Rob was the hippo...

Let me explain my previous post.

My ex girlfriend Christy is an incredibly beautiful young woman in all ways.
She called me as I was waking from my six pill induced sleep (I've had a lot on my mind lately so I needed help) on Saturday and was essentially informing me she'd be in Myrtle Beach and she'd be able to return my video capture card.
She asked where I was at so she could bring it by but I didn't want to get her lost trying to find my house (and also I don't like seeing her lately for some reason. As I explained to Carissa, its like seeing the corpse of a loved one as she doesn't act like the same person she used to be, though its clear to me that inside, she is) so I told her to drop it off where I work.
I thought she knew I work at Viking and where it was (I told her last time she was in town and called me) but apparently she thought I was still at our sister hotel so she went there to drop it off for me.
Rob was working there on second (and third) shift because someone called in sick and he's told me a few times that he thought Christy was hot.
I really thought nothing of it until I got here and Darrell came and brought my card to me (he went to the other hotel for a minute first).

As he walked in, he was snickering slightly and immediatly began telling me that as he went in up there Rob was like "Dude Preston's ex Christy is smokin' hot!" to which Darrell agreed (I think) as he met her when she came to visit me back in December.
The topic changed after a few minutes and the phone rang. He said "Bet that's Rob" and I was like "Yep" and started laughing, knowing it was him and what he was gonna say.
I probably had a bit of a chuckle in my voice as I picked up and he was like "What?... You know what I'm gonna say?" and I was like "Uhh... Is it about Christy?" and he was like "Hell yeah. She's smokin', dude."
He went on to explain how hot he thought she was and just how incredible she looked. He covered their short exchange and how she recalled him from our videos.

Anywho, I got the idea when Rob called as Darrell was leaving here and had him tell Rob was I was down because Christy really dug him and was asking about him. As he told him, he held the phone out and I could hear that Rob laugh in process.
We built it on more and more including one bogus compliment after another for about fifteen minutes.
I have to say that Rob did say a few times that he didn't believe us, but his reaction was saying he had some amount of doubt in it being a hoax.

Regardless, we continued on for a while and we decided to let him down by saying she said it was the guy with the scar on his lip (the other guy working that night, Travis, has a notable scar as such) so Darrell asked "She said it was the one with the scar on his lip... You've got a scar on your lip right?" to which he said he did but it was very small and only noticable when he smiles and he was shocked she'd noticed.
Revelation plan number was was a failure.

Darrell left and I decided to post a blog (the one previous to this one) to Rob stating it was a joke. Rob called me in a few minutes and asked how I felt about the whole thing and I told him I'd posted a blog explaining and he could just read that. As I was telling him, someone came in and he had to go. About twenty minutes later I noticed he'd commented and shite. And just a few after that even, he called once more opening with "Dude I knew you two were kidding." which may or may not be true... I dunno...

Anywho, that's the explanation for those who don't get the previous post and for posterity so... Ya.

-=The Prynce

Rob's the Hippopotamus!

Rob...

You're so gullable.

We were kidding.

But she did say to tell you 'Thanks'.

:D

-=The Prynce