LEAVE RON PAUL ALONE!!

Your pals over at Tee Hee Dumbass have done it again! We've got a new Chris Crocker Spoof where Rob Rocker pleads that all of you just leave Ron Paul alone!!

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-=The Prynce

F(uck)OX 'News'

I changed this name of this blog some years ago from 'Hibbity Bibbity' to 'Eve of Destruction' for a reason. I was pissed. I still am pissed. Sometimes I just forget how pissed and at how many people.

Rupert Murdoch is a piece of garbage. When I see that he's now still alive at the age of 76 I begin to believe the old saying "The good die young".
Murdoch controls so much of the American and international media that its just flat out crazy.
Murdoch is a hard-lined Conservative. Not the tax cutting, make sure everyone has liberties, protect the Constitution kind of Conservative... Rather he's the 'let them see only what I want them to see', 'deceive, lie, etc. to get to my agenda' kind of guy.
The thing about him essentially owning the international media is the lies, propaganda and bias that he force-feeds the gullible minds of the US and the world under the guise of 'fair and balanced' news.

Although he's the #1 mogul in news today, all you hear about from his cronies in DC and the (Murdoch-controlled) press is how the media has such a weighty liberal bias.

Fuck you, Murdoch. Fuck you. Fuck Faux(Fox) News. Fuck the crazy people who watch FNC and think they're getting a single ounce of actual NEWS (while it isn't your fault for being gullible, its your fault for not seeking alternate views).
Between all of Murdoch's outlets and Clear Channel, where is there even any room for a liberal bias?

I know that every one's saying that CNN and all things formerly owned by Ted Turner are the massively left-spinning outlets but come on... CNN isn't a very good source of news or of anything that matters, either. Don't get me wrong there. You have to admit, however, that there's no true comparison when it comes down to it.
CNN does lean to the left. There is no denying it. At least they do have a degree of fairness in most cases, though. FNC has Colmes. That's about it.

Anywho, the reason Murdoch's on my mind today is because of a documentary I watched. Its called Outfoxed and I certainly recommend it.
It basically taught me very little I didn't already know about Murdoch and FNC but its a nice and condensed version of reality. I know the film's also a little biased as well but you cats should check it out.

I started out by mentioning the title of my blog. It comes from a 60's protest song that just hit me SO hard when I heard it for the first time. They are as follows (please read them):

Eve of Destruction - Barry McGuire
The eastern world it is explodin',
Violence flarin', bullets loadin',
You're old enough to kill but not for votin',
You don't believe in war, what's that gun you're totin',
And even the Jordan river has bodies floatin',
But you tell me over and over and over again my friend,
Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction.

Don't you understand, what I'm trying to say?
Can't you feel the fears that I'm feeling today?
If the button is pushed, there's no running away,
There'll be no one to save with the world in a grave,
Take a look around you, boy, it's bound to scare you, boy,
And you tell me over and over and over again my friend,
Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction.

Yeah, my blood's so mad, feels like coagulatin',
I'm sittin' here, just contemplatin',
I can't twist the truth, it knows no regulation,
Handful of Senators don't pass legislation,
And marches alone can't bring integration,
When human respect is disintegratin',
This whole crazy world is just too frustratin',
And you tell me over and over and over again my friend,
Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction.

Think of all the hate there is in Red China!
Then take a look around to Selma, Alabama!
Ah, you may leave here, for four days in space,
But when your return, it's the same old place,
The poundin' of the drums, the pride and disgrace,
You can bury your dead, but don't leave a trace,
Hate your next-door-neighbour, but don't forget to say grace,
And you tell me over and over and over and over again my friend,
you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction.
you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction.

It was about Vietnam but it is still very relevant today.

At any rate, I'm out of time now so I'll wrap this up. I intended to only spend a short amount of time on Rupert Murdoch but... That didn't happen.

Remember, FOX NEWS GIVES OPINION, NOT NEWS!

I have some other stuff coming up though so stay tuned.

-=The Prynce

Diet Soda Give Me the Pees

I don't know where this post may go so bear with me.

First off, we at Tee Hee Dumbass Productions have released our newest video, 'Penny Kid'. Its pretty cool and you can check that out below.



So... Click that and watch it then go comment, yo.

I went to see WWE Raw in North Charleston a week or two ago which was pretty cool. You'd think that North Charleston would be a shorter drive than Charleston itself since I'm coming from the North but you would be terribly wrong. I hated the drive.
But I did get to see some cool stuff such as the temporary reuniting of the APA and local wrestlers "Krazy K" Kirby Mack in a Heat match with his brother TJ Mack playing the part of Marty Jannetty in a bit.

Anywho, speaking of wrestling, I had my first professional wrestling training class a month or two ago. Unfortunately, my shit work schedule has not permitted me to make it back since but I WILL be returning ASAP. If my current job does not start giving me the days off that I need then I will simply seek employment at a place that will.
At any rate, the class was excellent. My trainers are super patient but remain tough. I've always thought that the chances of doing well in anything rise drastically when you feel as though you're wanted to succeed (which also corresponds to my current employment but that's another topic, really).
I was training with four guys and they all seem to be great people. One of them is actually from my hometown of Dillon so that was a pleasant surprise. Another of them is a bigger guy so its also comforting to know that I won't be the only big dude doing things in a big dude way.

I'm so anxious to get back to the school. I haven't been to the gym like I want and need since I went but I'll be on that soon.
I got a pretty good idea of what it's gonna take. Cardio will be super important as will strengthening my knees. My knees are pretty strong as it is but I found out quickly that if your knees are tired and you try taking a bump, you second-guess it and think your knees are gonna give out on you. Not a nice feeling especially since two of those times I basically went down in a 'power slide' position only with all of my weight on my heels which did not feel nice on the knees either.
My back wasn't as bad as I expected from the bumping but it hurt in more places than I'd expected. I also learned that training in the Winter's not the best idea (the classes are in a ring set up outside) because the cold makes the mat very hard... Very hard.
I'll leave it at saying that I knew I would hurt pretty bad after the class, I just wasn't expecting the pain in all of the places that I had it.

My birthday was pretty uneventful (to my liking). Rob, Kasey, Darrell, Carissa and myself went to Dick's Last Resort to eat and it was soooooo stupid. Its supposed to be fun and the staff is supposed to insult you and be rude but we did a far better job than they did. And the food was MAD expensive and not very good at all.
After we left there, Darrell, Carissa and me all went to the Landmark Resort to attend the Ron Paul support rally.

We ran a little late but we heard a good deal of his speech and got the great honor of meeting him!
If you don't know about this guy, do a Google or YouTube search for him. You'll be impressed I'm sure!

I hate the Patriots and hope they lose badly before the SuperBowl. If they make it to the AFC championship game, I totally think it'll be against Jacksonville while I think its very likely it will be Green Bay Vs. Dallas in the NFC championship game. I'd like to see Jacksonville Vs. Green Bay in the Super Bowl personally.
And I know there's still a shard of a chance The Panthers will make it to the playoffs as a wild-card but really... I'm at the point now where I don't want them to. When it comes down to it and as much as I love them, they just do not deserve it...

Anywho, I gotta be goin' now but... You cats watch that video. Seriously.

-=The Prynce

R.I.P. - 27 Years

October 9, 1940 - December 8, 1980

"If someone thinks that love and peace is a cliche that must have been left behind in the Sixties, that's his problem. Love and peace are eternal."

-John Lennon

Cob Sucks Rocks

Rob just admitted to me that he sucked cock tonight. He watched Spiderman and it made him gay.

A gross whore called me cute earlier. Its unfortunate because I bet she was hot two years ago before she was introduced to crack and cock for cash.
She was like "How old are you?" and I responded with my age and she was like "Oh... Wow... You're really cute. I know guys don't like being called cute but... Wow you're cute."
I was like "Heh, thanks..." all the while thinking, "Nah its not that I mind being called cute but when its from a dirty whore... Its slightly different." but I kept that to myself.

I found out today that I had to work at a different hotel one day this week because a manager of ours keeps coming in late and causing another co-worker to get too much over-time.
Now that's pretty bad and all but the lamest part is that the manager told my roommate to tell me of the change because she "Did not feel comfortable telling me about it."
As someone with anxiety disorders, I can understand that to a degree but... I'm not a manager. And even if I was, its work related and a part of my job to deliver the effects of my crappy choices to the parties that they may effect.
Its just something I found amusing. Pawning off informing an employee in a timely manner of a change of shift prior to 24 hours until my arrival time because you don't feel comfortable telling them about it is just not a quality people would think of when they think about someone they'd want in charge of people. I mean c'mon!

Anywho, I just felt like updating really fast with lots of stuff involving cocks so... There we are. Boom!

-=The Prynce
_{* So Rob actually admitted to sucking up a cockroach from the ceiling with a vacuum but... Close enough.}

If Even CNN's Full of Shit, How Terrible Is FNC?!

I'm sitting here right now watching CNN's lop-sided and mis-leading mockumentary on pro wrestling and steroid usage. Of course its focusing on the Chris Benoit tragedy.

Former WWE wrestler and Harvard graduate Christopher Nowinski's group studying the effects in long-term of concussions (including those that are suffered without any knowledge of the injury occurring) in sports. I once saw a short documentary on his group (The Sports Legacy Institute) where it showed that they seem to focus largely on athletes with such injuries and their suicides and/or lives of depression.

I do not like or agree with a lot of the things that WWE Chairman Vince McMahon does and I admit that his love for unnaturally large physiques has something to do with steroid usage in wrestling.

That being said, I have to defend him.

The CNN piece can't decide if its blaming McMahon for Benoit's actions due to his brain injuries or possible steroid usage, switching from one to the next as it suits them.
They blame McMahon for the life-long drug use and head injuries that Benoit and many other wrestlers that have worked for him have incurred over the years.

People, that's a crock of shit.
Wrestlers see the WWE as the top. Its where people have commonly spent half of their lives trying to get. Once they commit themselves to a life of pro wrestling, though, there's very little looking back and it becomes how they feed their families and when you're not working for a million dollar company you have to work incredibly hard to get the money you need.
To make a name in the independent leagues, wrestlers often take extra risks with impressive but dangerous moves and by steroid, pain, and illegal drug usage.

Benoit came up on the independents in the US, Europe, Canada, Mexico and Japan all the while making a name for himself as a relentless though small kind of guy. His first exposure across the US came with his time spent in ECW and WCW where he was well known for his diving headbutt finisher which some think could have caused his brain trauma.

The exact same thing goes for his steroid use. I doubt highly that it started while he was in WWE. A little man in a big man's business has to even the playing ground in some way and he chose to do it in a negative and dangerous way.

My point is this: People come into the WWE with their addictions, bad habits and injuries already fully intact from their time in the independent circuits where there is pretty much 0% oversight.
Lots of 'knowledgeable' people may scoff at the WWE's policies saying that they're loose and have loopholes, but at least there is some sort of oversight there. At least these 100 or so wrestlers are being tested. The thousands outside of the company are not.

While on the topic of the 'major loophole' in the WWE's Wellness Policy, I'd like to state that steroids and HGH are legitimate medical treatments and some of these wrestlers really do need them to help them recover from injuries.
When I was ten years old I was hit by a car which lead to a injury with one of my back muscles that after failed physical rehabbing, they were forced to turn to a treatment of steroids in my back muscle. It was just a medical treatment that my actual medical doctor decided was the best method in which to help repair that muscle and the same thing occurs with professional athletes.

Now on to something that FEW people may agree with but being Libertarian, I can't let it go unsaid.
In a profession such as professional wrestling where there is no physical contest per se, why are we so concerned with the drugs they take to make themselves look better? They know the risks and they weigh the options before doing it so if they choose to do it, that's them, right?
In addition to that, its typically more of the pain killers that do the massive damage to these guys' bodies than the steroids.

Some of you may know that I recently began training as a professional wrestler. I can say here and now that my life and my family are far too important to me to risk my life by ever injecting myself with steroids. Its stupid and not worth the risk. But that is the choice that I am making about MY life and MY body.

Another topic that seems to go hand-in-hand with this one that I'd like to briefly state my opinion on is the idea of a wrestlers' union.
Good idea. It'd have to be either VERY slowly worked in and supported by Vince McMahon and Dixie Carter but it could work. But it won't happen. Wrestlers are often times brought up as a 'flavor of the week' and when the promoter gets what they want they get rid of them and there's not a lot that can be done about it. If a group of top wrestlers decided to strike with their union and not go on TV, the companies would simply find new guys and make themselves new stars. Its sad but true: Wrestling does not have many loyalties be it in the promoters, the wrestlers or the fans.

In ending I'd like to say that I do not like a lot of what Vince McMahon and the WWE does from the standpoint of a human or a fan but that the bogus and phony 'journalists' are so fucking disgusting with their attempts to ruin lives just to get their names out there as 'the journalist to expose (insert a beloved establishment)' that they will twist things into obvious LIES. Its selfish and the exact opposite of what they're supposed to be doing and they know it but don't care. And we have no one to expose it to the masses because they control all of that exposure.
(Search Google for the comparison video of John Cena's response about steroids as CNN showed it and as it was actually said, by the way...)

So my message is to think these sorts of things through and not only would you see that most of these problems occur during the years before time spent with WWE but also that the media does NOT do its job and will mislead you for your time and money.

-=The Prynce

The Greatest S(ho)w(s) On Earth!

Alright so this post is really just going to be about concerts and shows I've recently been to.

The Kottonmouth Kings show was the shit... The surprise performance of the night was (hed) pe. I'd heard of them back a few years ago and didn't think too much of them... But seeing them live and with a newer line-up, they were shockingly incredible.
Tech N9ne was awesome also. He had a few other guys with him who were pretty good too but I'm still madly confused as to why Tech N9ne isn't known to every fucking person alive.

Kottonmouth Kings of course were the shit. I've heard that Saint Dog's gonna be touring with them later in the year... Would have been great to have been able to see one of those show.

Pakelika (seen here holding a giant bag of 'weed') was awesome as the KMK 'sidekick'. The fact that they did a Pakelika for President bit was tops.

The merchandise booth here was really cool. It took up one of the upstairs bars at HOB in Myrtle Beach and they have away free stickers and copies of the 'SubLife Magazine' with a box standing alone and away from anyone labeled something like "$$$TIPs$$$ Or Weed/Please?".

We missed the Subnoize Souljaz and Blaze Ya Dead Homie. Maybe they would have been great but for now, I have no regrets.

The show itself and the atmosphere was among the best I've ever seen.

About a week later I saw The Black Crowes in concert and it was the most expensive concert ticket I've ever bought. And on top of it, it was probably the most terrible show I've ever seen. There's no stage presence. Every song sounded the same.

The ONLY thing that didn't make me suck on my exhaust pipe after the show was that for their encore they did a decent cover of Dylan's "Forever Young". And I must say, the light show was alright, too. Unfortunately the music that was forced to be the backdrop was terrible and lazy.

Now I've heard complaints that they didn't do their most popular songs which typically wouldn't bother me. Typically the band would just be sick of playing them night after night and in addition, they'd have so many good songs that it wouldn't matter and you'd still enjoy it.

--No. They suck. The crowd was never addressed. They're clearly full of themselves and their bullshit pseudo-hippy personas. The music was crap. The singer (who will not be honored in a mention in name) just stood there and 'sang'. But most of all, they sucked.

Probably best of all, Rob and I saw ALICE COOPER who had the BEST stage show EVER! I swear to you its a fucking magic show with him belting songs out. And the band he had with him was INCREDIBLE.

Murder, resurrection, driving spikes through babies... It was non-stop greatness. And the music would have been incredible without the GODLY stage show. I honestly can't find words for how cool it was...

Seeing Rob at a concert was odd. That was the first thing everyone asked me... Not if the show was good or if Alice was executed... But how was it seeing Rob rock out at a concert? It didn't take long to get used to, I must say. He was even gonna have a beer but doesn't like drinking out of a can because he's a homosexual.

But yeah... That could have been the coolest show I've ever seen. I just wish I could find satisfactory words for it.

I took some video and pictures... I'll likely upload 'em soon so stay tuned.

In terms of comedy, I got to go see Doug Stanhope (previously of the Man Show and Girls Gone Wild) and he was simply great. He was sporting a new 'balding man' haircut which was interesting. Carissa didn't seem to like him too much as she didn't know to expect him to be drunken and rambling. I think I should have let her hear more of his stuff first but... Oh well. Damned hind-sight.

Opening for Mister Stanhope was probably the most incredible thing ever... Going by the name, The Mattoid.

I don't know what to say about them/him. It was the oddest thing I've ever seen. He plays the guitar and sings. She plays a single drum and wiggles while looking like the hottest thing to ever exist while backing him up vocally.

Look them up and listen to them. You MAY be able to understand it by only hearing them but if you ever get to see them live (they're touring with Stanhope and perform regularly in Nashville) then go. You probably won't "get it" otherwise.

Speaking of weird... Emo Philips FINALLY came to Myrtle Beach! Not only was he as funny and strange as expected, but I got the chance to meet him!

During the show, Carissa took out her camera phone and was going to take a picture of him and he offered to pose. Embarrassed, she ducked behind me and waited a few minutes before trying once more.

Emo told her to delete that one and put her phone away and promised to take one with her after the show at one point calling her a 'hot mama'.

After the show, we didn't see Emo as we spoke to one of the openers and as we turned to leave, he was RIGHT beside us! After the girl in front of us talked to him about being in the show 'Home Movies', he gladly took a picture with us and after that, told us to go with him to the lobby where the light was better for another one. The one above is the first 'cause I hate the way I look in the other one (not that the one above is anything of greatness).

We told him how much we loved him and I told him that I had been requesting him over and over again to which he replied "Oh so you just change your voice and keep calling?"

That being said, Emo is probably my favorite celebrity I've met so far. He was SO nice and personable. And he was so quick on his feet that it blew my mind. During the show and even after, no matter what someone said to him he had some sort of immediate response that cracked me up.

Also at a UWF wrestling show a few months ago I met many GREAT wrestlers which was a honor and a thrill for me. Among those that I met were:

- "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal

- Scott & Rick Steiner

- Robert Gibson

- LAX (Homicide and Hernandez)

- Team Macktion (TJ and Kirby Mack)

- Daffney

- "Too Hott" Scott Taylor

Meeting Jay Lethal was odd. He was so quite and humble... Yet among the most talented. We were lucky in getting to see him perform twice that night.

LAX was great, too. We spoke with them for a little while and they both were upset to find that they were expected to wrestle in the wet ring outside. They were both also really cool and nice. Carissa thought Hernandez was hot so she had to get a picture with him.

Meeting Team Macktion was also great. I've met them both before in Conway, SC when TJ as Dexter Poindexter wrestled Kirby as Krazy K. They're such incredible performers but Kirby unfortunately got a collapsed lung and a 'Border Toss' from Hernandez.

I wanted to but didn't get to meet AJ Styles, Petey Williams (though I did shake his hand on the way to the ring), Steve Corino, CW Anderson, and Elix Skipper. I nearly met Elix but they did the autograph sessions in 'waves' so I only met David Young. He tried to call Elix back over but he couldn't hear him at that point.

During one match, '2 Cool' member and Jerry Lawler's kid, "Too Sexy" Brian Christopher asked the guy at ringside for gum. He had none so I gave the guy my pack and he thanked me and handed a piece to Brian who later used it in a bit with Scott Steiner. So... My gum's on DVD. lol.

Alright so that's pretty much all I can come up with as far as shows I've been to lately. I feel I'm missing something so if I come up with anything I'll do another post... Bleh.

-=The Prynce

Tuesdays Gone

Rob just mistook Lenny Kravitz for Bob Marley.

So the Kottonmouth Kings show was awesome. I'll post about that one at a later date.
Tonight I go see The Black Crowes. I'll likely post on both shows together at once on my next post.

My shit's getting busy. Its not supposed to be like this as the busy season winds down. The Kottonmouth Kings show was last Tuesday. This Tuesday is The Black Crowes. The next Tuesday is my mom's birthday. The Tuesday after that is Doug Stanhope in Charleston. Tuesdays shouldn't be so busy, man.
I posted before about Alice Cooper and I'm more and more jacked by the day on that shit. Rob and I still need to get tickets though. Bah!

My car's full of problems. I got an oil change and my tires rotated today and they noticed my serpentine belt was cracked and badly needed replacement. My fuel filter is in bad shape and needs replacing. And I need my transmission fluid replaced and the system flushed.
Estimate of all of this at the shop I took it to: about $390.
So... Yeah. If anyone knows a place to get it all done cheaper, be sure and let me know.Gem was TRULY outrageous. Truly, truly, truly outrageous. Woo woo! Man I'm a fuckin' loser.

Bob Evans restaurant is the fuckin' shit, dude! If there's one in your area, fuckin' eat there, f00.

Rescue Me = The BEST show on TV STILL!

Running low on shit to say.

Meow. Werd.

-=The Prynce

Like Scott Hall's Razor.

Quick Post...

I think I was getting hit on by a really cute chick that checked in last night. The problem with me is that I never know. It has to be written down and explained to me or I have no clue when someone's into me. Its inconvieniate.

I hope to go see Doug Stanhope in Charleston in a few weeks! Yeah!

I never commented on the Chris Benoit issue...
Its fucked up, okay? Do we agree? Now what I think is worse is WWE altering history to pretend that he never existed...
On one of their recent pay-per-views to air on WWE 24/7, his match was cut out and a mention of his opponent from the night in a poll was ommitted causing the total percentage to add up to like 87% as opposed to 100%. Its stupid.
He did a terrible thing and is nothing less than a dickhead for it. He's lucky to be dead as he doesn't deserve to be alive. But you can't let that negate every good thing he ever did.
Hell, even Hitler did good for Germany.

I shaved today.
I hate shaving.
There are multiple reasons for this. First off, its not a comfortable thing. Taking a razor to your face sucks.
Secondly, I feel it makes me feel too 'pretty'.
Not to come across as full of myself because I honestly don't find myself attractive, but when I'm clean shaven I get too many people calling me pretty, cute, etc. I don't like it.
My whole life people never found me attractive and I liked it. I like for people to like me based on me and not because they find me attractive. I feel it keeps people honest. Again, I don't think I'm attractive but you do find that rare retard who thinks I may be and I'd rather they think I'm homely looking. It brings better actual people to you that way.
I'm ranting now but my facial hair is really light in color so I don't have to shave too often. I can go for weeks and it just looks a bit shaggy. I love it. But that also makes shaving a half hour ordeal once I suck it up and finally do it.

So enough about razors.

I've gotta be jettin' now so... Fuckin' comment, f00z.

-=The Prynce

Dump Duh Dun Da (My Version of the Cosby Show Theme)

Alice Cooper is coming to the House of Blues in Myrtle Beach. I'm jacked.
I thought I was gonna have to heavily convince someone to go with me by telling them he was Marilyn Manson 25 years before Marilyn Manson... Its true, but I don't know that it would really be what they expected.
I'd told my friend Carissa about it (she'll be out of town during that time) and somehow it was then transferred to Rob who is shockingly enough, not only willing to go but actually WANTING to go.

Anywho, I hope I can make that show so... Ja. It'd be cool.

I think my car's battery is dying. If I listen to a song with any bass or exceptionally loud parts, my panel lights fade. Bah.

A friend of mine is having sort of a difficult time emotionally lately. Any positive vibes that can be spared, hurl 'em at us, alright?

That bridge shit is crazy.

Myrtle Beach is over-run with hot Europeans/Russians on bicycles. Its somewhat maddening. And they all seem to be attracted to mad ugly American guys.
It just kind of pisses me off because I'm plenty ugly. The only thing is I have good oral hygiene. All the girls do, too... But these American goobers they go for are lucky to have 8 in their head. And those are rarely a natural color.

My son Rian has silver caps on his two front teeth now. Adorable as he is, it looks trashy. I have no idea why his mom thought it was a good idea. He also had to get a filling towards the front of his mouth. He got to choose the color and chose blue... It looks like he's been eating candy or something. Its a bit goofy and I don't mind so much but those fucking silver teeth... UGH! Luckily, he may start losing teeth in about two years. My parents are gonna look at me in such a way that it burns a hole in his mother when they see those tacky things... Honestly. You'd think it was 1989.

The 24 ounce Monster energy drink is tits. Two of 'em a night with Vault in between have managed to keep me up at work.

Rescue Me is still such a great show. I bought season 1 on DVD and now Carissa's diggin' it too. You've just got to watch it...

Eh, so I'm running low on time and can't post about the wrestling show and the people I met so if I decide to post again soon (and I really will try) then you can see about that then.

Werd.

-=The Prynce