Sunday, March 15, 2009

Say 'Goodbye' To a Tangerine Sky

I know a guy.  His name is Lawton.  He looks like Gary Sinise.

Friday night, we went to Stool Pigeons (I don't think there's any bar in this city I hate more...) at Broadway at the Beach to meet a few people.  Lawton and another friend of mine (Casey) had been out since 4PM drinking.  Casey took it slow.  Lawton did not.

By the time we met up with them at about 8:30PM, Sinise was drunk.  D-R-U-N-K.

We all hung out.  Fun times.  We overhear a guy in the next booth say with extreme passion, "I'm talkin' 'bout PACMAN!!"
Then we prepared to leave.

Upon paying his check, Lawton asks our waitress, "Do you go to Coastal (Carolina University)?".  She casually replies, "I used to."

Its at this point that Lawton says something that had me (and the rest of the table) in stitches and the waitress no doubt disgusted and insulted.
"Shit, me too honey and it didn't do me a damn bit of good either!"  Flabbergasted, we were!

Complete apologies if this doesn't translate in written form, but it killed me!

That and I don't know anything else to post and I feel like I'm an asshole for neglecting my blog...

More to come.

-=The Prynce