Joggers and runners should be disallowed to run and/or jog until the sun itself is at least peeking over the horizon.
Every so often I look out of the window here in the lobby and I see a small woman or not-so-small woman running/jogging by and they aren't always dressed as you'd think a jogger/runner would be dressed and all I see is someone running by in the dark on a less busy end of Ocean Blvd. (and crime goes up this time of the year) and I'm like "Holy shit! Should I go see what's wrong or call the cops?!" only to realize a few seconds later that she's fucking jogging or running for exercise purposes.
I'm thinking there's a fucker behind her with a knife and some anal lube looking for some free sodomy and she's just being healthy... Fucking people.
So if not for your own safety than at least for that shred of fucking sanity it could save me, DO NOT FUCKING RUN OR JOB BEFORE THE SUN COMES UP!
-=The Prynce
"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and you father smelt of elderberries!"
-Frenchman Taunter
"And by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise. The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt."
-Sylvia Plath
1 comment:
Thats when a spike strip is needed.
Stupid people.
Then again, I cant say anything, I used to run from 4-6 everymorning lol
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