No One to Trust-- No One to Trust!

I'm tapped. I've had no sleep.

Thursday I got up pretty early to go to Barefoot Landing with Darrell and Kenny. And I bought a bitchin' ventriloquist dummy but more on that later.

But then I went to work and thought I was gonna die. I felt like shit and was tired as hell...
So I got off of work and went home and ate some Popsicles. Then I went ahead and took like a ten minute nap (which wasn't easy with Carol Burnett and Rainn Wilson on Meagan Mullally).
But after my super short nap I took like a half-shower which means I did all but wash my hair. Then I got ready all that I had to and just about right after I was done, Kenny and Mallory (the prettiest woman in all of Poly land) got there and we went out to eat and then to a movie, etc... Very fun day and all, really.
But back to the topic at hand, I got home around 5:30PM and went to bed but I can never go to sleep right away so I didn't until like 5:55 at which point my ex brought my son over (knowing that I can never get him that early on Fridays and she didn't even call) and I wasn't able to hang out with him at all which sucked a lot and hurt like hell because he was crying and pointing in my room.
At any rate, I finally got back to sleep and set my alarm for like 7:26PM so I could get in the shower but I hit snooze of course and ended up shutting my clock off making me oversleep an hour which means that I'd be no less than an hour late at my normal rate.

But after falling asleep in the shower, I biked like a bat out of hell to work in about 4 minutes.. Fuckin' aye! But I was still like 15 minutes late... Shit!

So now I'm sitting here doing shit online like surveys and this blog post to keep myself awake 'cause I'm about to be out. I'm like an unstable crack addict when I'm very sleep deprived.

I'm kinda proud of something... Mallory made Darrell and I leave the Sprint Store when she was in there today 'cause we were embarrassing her... Now to those of you who don't know Mallory, you don't get it... But if you do, you'll know what an accomplishment it is! So I was proud...
And I was about to go in with my dummy and Kenny intercepted me at the door so I gave in.
But people were laughing at Darrell and I in the parking lot... Playing with the dummy and all.

My dummy is the pooples. That's him in the picture all chilled and shit... He's smoking a cigarette and looking at a Crazy Horse thingy... He was kinda horny 'cause Cortney just breast fed him.
That's the lower half of the lovely Cortney you see beside him... Something about the plastic appendages does it for her apparently.

But Kenny is also in love with my dummy. He gets a little excited when he sings to him and pulls his hair while he's driving.
Kenny's a pervert and all around a bad person. I mean, really... Jeeze! lol.

Meat Loaf kicks ass.
The singer, I mean. Not the mushed up beef dish... Ewww...

Its kinda fucked up but since I've been living alone and single, I've been seeming to attract more and more hotties and its kinda freaking me out. It kinda sucks when everyone things I'm fucking every person that I either talk to or that shows interest in me but other than that it just kinda tweaks me a bit...
Plus I'm only fuckin' some of them. I'm not a whore. Jesus! lol

Yeah, so, I'm sitting here eating a big bowl of Ramen noodles, drinking a Faygo cola, and taking Mini-Thins like they were Tic-Tacs. I'm feeling delightfully (or something) like a typical single guy living alone.

What the hell is with this new Blogger Beta bit? I finally got the offer to convert my account and I did but I have no clue what it is. I mean, it seems a bit different but does anyone have details on the differences 'under the hood' or involving features?

And while I'm asking questions, does anyone know if PGP is still available in a free home version? Brotha's gotta encrypt shit...

Yeah and I'm so bringing back my old website only it's at ThePrynce.Net this time and I'm starting from scratch.
So if anyone has some tips on what I should do with the hacking/Internet underground and security sections let me know. I've been off the scene for a few years and shit's changed.

George Jones is kinda tits.

I made another silly stop-motion movie a few days ago. I'll post a link to it when I get it online. But to see my other movies online, click here to see them on YouTube (where I have been granted a director's account for Tee Hee Dumbass Productoins)... My two other stop motions aren't on there just now but I'll get 'em up there soon.

Ha! Its raining out and I biked to work. How fuckin' lovely?

My boss is fuckin' HOT! But most of you already know that...

Ok well I'm drawing a blank now on things to talk about to keep me awake so I'm gonna end this post and hope the Mini-Thins kick in soon...

Bye, bitches.

-=The Prynce

All I Need Is One Mic...

Ever wanted to just smack someone? Just curious...

Panthers lost and I'm personally up for forming a lynch mob to take out Chris Gamble... What a fuck up he was... He is typically a pretty good player but... JEEZE!

Work's been soooooooooooooooo easy tonight.

Squidbillies FINALLY had a new episode! Great quote from it, too... "I'm as hard as red clay! As constant as... Drinking... I'm constantly drinking!"

Ok people, pay CLOSE attention to the following...

DO NOT COME TO MYRTLE BEACH IN THE WEEKS AFTER LABOR DAY EXPECTING IT TO BE EMPTY!
Last week was SUPER busy because people think they're so fucking smart and are gonna miss crowds because they think it won't be busy these weeks... EVERYONE thinks that and that's why its so fucking crowded.

In short, you're probably not as smart as you think you are. Other people do have similar thoughts.

So who wants to see my 'special' friend that I met a few weeks ago? Everyone? GOOD! lol.
Yummm... Right? lol. And the softest and smoothest skin... And the body... Oi vey... I gotta move on, lol.
I wanna be Jewish. Not that I really agree with their theology or anything but I wanna be able to say to people shit like "... But I'm Jewish!"

In other news, "Life Is a Lemon and I Want My Money Back".

Ok well as always, I've got no idea what else to post so I'm wrapping up. But I'm doing good with posting so look for more in the next few days.

Later, bitches!

-=The Prynce

I'm From Hollywood, Mister Lawler!

I had a bitchin' weekend...

Friday I got up early to see a highschool football game (my alma mater had a game in my current city) and my hometown lost which sucks a little cock... And it wasn't even an interesting game or anything!
I'd consider it a loss of $6 but this rather cute girl named Mona like called me over and gave me her number. I have tried calling only once but she wasn't there. She seems like a cool person, though.

Then work was kinda great that night, too.

Also on Friday, I met another bitchin' girl named Marcie. She's from Gastonia, NC and though I didn't spend much time with her, the time we did spend together was AMAZING. But if you want more on that you'll have to ask me privately and... ya know... Its likely I won't answer you, lol.

So I find myself back at work this morning... Getting off in just over an hour... The night went by very fast considering I'm coming off of my two days off.

My days off were wholly uneventful. I found myself drinking a good deal of Guinness.
My last night off was pretty cool, though. I got up a bit early and Darrell, Kenny and myself went to All Saint's Church in Pawleys Island to show Kenny Alice's grave. Its only my second visit but those of you who know me well know that I've wanted to go there for almost my entire life and it's like the holy grail of ghostly things across the board in South Carolina...

Then I got home and watched ECW which was pretty cool I guess. After that, though, I went to hang out with Darrell at work for a bit.

Then I got home and had a very large cup of straight vodka and topped it off with a splash of cherry syrup (sort of like grenadine) to make it a bit more drinkable...
It was the first hard liquor I'd had in some time (plus it was a pretty large amount of it) so I was soon after drunk. I CERTAINLY needed that... Apart from Friday, I haven't been doing too well lately.
But I was already tired and ended up falling asleep... Only to wake up a few hours later still pretty drunk.

I love (most) of the people I work with. And the ones I don't just absolutely love, I still like (those are also the ones I just don't know very well too, though).

Andy Kaufman may have been God.

Well, I get off work soon and I have a few things to take care of so keep an eye out for another post soon, bitches.

-=The Prynce

Ziggy played guitar.

I am officially no longer security for the Polynesian Resort.

I'm night auditor in training now. More hours and better hours so I'm kinda thrilled. I train for five days this upcoming week. That makes me cool.

The lass I posted about in my last post turned out to be something less than 'amazing' after all. But my life is like... Al Queda. The top person blows up making brownies with plastique shipped to them as flour by the CIA and another just as qualified and often more qualified pops up and takes their place.

RAW was great. One of the most memorable in years I think. It was the one with DX as the McMahons and the poop shower though seeing RVD was the best for me.
And as a side note, we made the 3 hour trip in about 1.5 hours thanks to Darrell's skillful Expedition driving and my superb navigational skills.

Shannon was forced to move out a week or so ago but I only got about a day of solo living. Darrell's brother JR needed a place to crash for a bit until he could get his own so he's staying with me now but its pretty much like living alone still. He works 1st shift and I work 3rd so we see each other in passing and little else. So it isn't that bad.

Got a new laptop recently. I kind of love it.

I've got some of my videos uploaded to MySpace. Check them out. You can see my sleep-less performance in "Oceanfront kNights". You can view them by clicking pretty much any place in this paragraph.

I also bought a GameCube recently.

In other news, I NEVER HAVE TIME FOR VIDEO GAMES!

David Bowie is sort of great.

Ernie's is the best place to eat in this fucking town. Its located on the 9th floor of Captain's Quarter restaurant in Myrtle Beach.
The best delivery is Pizza de Roma.

My blog is probably cursed but that's a whole other topic for a totally different day so we shall explore that at a later date (if I even remember my current line of thinking at that juncture).

-=The Prynce

Jesus Ate My Puppy!

I'm not dead.

But much has changed in my life.

Shannon and I broke up last Sunday, Mother's Day. It wasn't intended and in fact I hoped for her to have a nice Mother's Day but there was too much BS over too many years and it was only getting worse at an incredible rate as of late.

But as predicted, she makes things as difficult in my life as possible whenever possible. Who didn't see that comin', Eh?

I realized a few days ago that this blog of mine doesn't look right on IE so... If you have IE and it doesn't look right, get FireFox.

I'm a great deal behind on my Soundtrack blog but... Blow me.

I've got a new amazing friend. Her name is NiCole. She's really great. She's a homewrecking whore. Nah she's actually really great. We're only friends so chill out bitches. I can't think of any words to really describe her but let me just say she's truly amazing.

I just bought tickets to the WWE Raw event in Fayetteville, NC. It's the night after the PPV where D-X is rumored to be making their return so...

In other news, NiCole is fucking awesome.

I'm bored and tired.

I'm sure I'll think of something else to post after I post this one so look forward to another soon... Maybe even tonight. HAHA!

-=The Prynce

So... It Doesn't Rhyme With 'Hockey'?

I haven't posted on here in a while and I'm really behind on my Life Soundtrack blog but I intend to catch up on all of 'em soon... But tonight I had to post to tell you all about the amazing discovery I made today (by proxy of Shannon).

They're called Pocky. They are coated little sticks of crunchy biscuit. I have only tried chocolate thus far but Shannon has strawberry and thought they were rather good.

They are very simple but ingenious. They are created by a company in Japan, Glico.
There is a section at the bottom of each stick that has no coating so that you can eat them and not get all messy.

They cost like $1 at the Wal-Mart Supercenter in Myrtle Beach in the Thai section (though it isn't a Thai creation) which actually has a great selection of authentic Oriental foods, snacks, and food items.

Anywho, you can find them online by clicking here

Anywho, I have a new job now. I'm still doing security only now its for a hotel directly (not through a contracted company like before) and I have friends working there so its cool. I'm also to be trained as a night auditor or clerk so I will have that to go to in the future. I liked my previous employer pretty well but I get $1 more an hour now and its right across the street instead of across town. Also I work 6 hours for 6 days now instead of 8 hours for 5 days but I still make more. I like it that way honestly.

Tomorrow we're going to an independent film premiere. It is Kluckin Film's first full length presentation called 'Kill Syndrome'. I hope it doesn't blow.

My bed is beckoning me now, though. I will have new and improved versions of my old websites coming soon, too, so keep an eye out.

-=The Prynce

New Blog, Bitches!

Hey people! I have another blog project for you all.

The URL is http://prynceduex.blogspot.com/ and it is basically an audio blog and a MoBlog. Most posts (for now at least) will be audio posts 'cause I'm still trying to get my WAP to work on my new phone and I will likely post some camera phone images when I can get some sort of cheap ass or free MMS or Picture messaging service on my phone.

But that's it for now. This will still be my main blog, though. The other will basically be another limb of this one.

-=The Prynce

This Just In... Like...

This is a bit of a real-time post for y'all.

3:01 AM - Two ambulances have just arrived at my hotel as I was posting on my other blog. Not sure why or anything but there is also a fire truck next door that sent fire fighters over here.

3:02 AM - They've gone into a second story room in the other building and are backing in an ambulance but it is a tight fit in this parking lot. On-lookers from next door are gathering and Shannon just came out.

3:16 AM - Just had to stop posting because Shannon let her cat out of the apartment for the second time tonight because she doesn't know how to fucking close a door. Her brother and I had to chase him down yet again because of her negligence.
I saw them wheeling an older black lady into the ambulance as I came back over here. Laura from the Polynesian was over here seeing what was going on when we got back.

3:21 AM - The ambulance just left with the lady inside. They used no sirens or lights so hopefully she's alright.

Anywho, just thought I'd post about the small amount of excitement happening here at the Bahama tonight. It has to be the most action since a room at the FredRick caught on fire last week.

-=The Prynce

Mop Handled Ass Crack

Finally I post!

So here's a quick update on my life as a whole as of late.

I've moved out of the Devil's Asshole and I'm now in Myrtle Beach. I'm unemployed, but it feels good to know I have employment opportunities now at least.

Today, though, was pretty cool in most ways.

Darrell stopped by shortly after he got off of work this morning (he got off at 7AM and got there just after 10:30 AM) and we slowly woke up and got half-dressed to walk to a store on 17 (Eagles I think. Maybe a Wings.) that's a few blocks from where we're living (The Bahama just across from the Polynesian).
We got to the store and were looking for a pair of cheap swim trunks and t-shirt for Darrell and I to swim in. We found the cheapest (and also ugliest) trunks we could find then we found some cheap t-shirts on sale. We each got 'Vote For Pedro' shirts.

Anywho, we went back to the motel to change and get Rian and we went to get in the pool and waited around outside the Polynesian to go swimming but Darrell was hesitant.
We all got in (after much persuasion of Darrell to actually get in including climbing on a deck above the pool and freezing my ass off while soaked) and chilled for a while. Rian loved it.
It was all wholly uneventful until we left the hot tub, though. When we got back I saw this cute girl sitting beside the pool. She caught my eye because I thought she looked like this girl I used to know online named Bryanna.
Anywho, later on she actually stripped down to her swim suit and got in and took her hair down and she looked a lot like her which was shocking. I doubt it was her, but it was strange regardless.
The girl Bryanna's name was Bryanna Cairnes or Bryanna Cairns or something similar and she was from Connecticut... Not sure what town, though. But here's a picture...
So if by some unbelievable chance anyone knows her, let me know or give her this blog address or something. We haven't spoken in ages and we used to be sort of close.
Also, she used to date a guy named Hans, had a sister named Amber, and I think she lived with her aunt.

In the pool, Darrell and I were messing with the mind of some like 12 year old kid who was staring at Shannon. We were saying shit like "Man, I'll be glad when we find out which of us is the father" and the dude was looking pissed and it was very funny... Tee Hee!

But after seeing the hottie, Shannon got angry and we had to leave per her pouting.
Darrell, Rian and myself went through the side and stood in front of drier vents from the maids' driers in the laundry room to warm up a bit. We got lint covered.
On the way to there we passed Shannon's stalker and a friend and they saw us leave and walked back towards the pool area.

Anywho, we got back and ordered Ho-Wah.

So now its much later and we're here with Darrell as he's working. I'm in a bit of a rush to post 'cause of these cunts but s'okay. lol

Dick Cheney shot a bitch. He'll be in no trouble. But let me shoot a fucker with a pellet gun and I'll do life.

Steelers won the Super Bowl! They brought their C game and still beat the Seahawks playing their A games because Seattle is only good at home.

The US was boasting about their bitchin' Winter Olympic team this year and they're shit. Funny, isn't it?

I recently 'regained' a lost ICP CD of mine so... YaY!

At any rate, I'll try my best to post again sooner than this next time. Maybe tomorrow these cunts will back up and let me post.

-=The Prynce